STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Anon E Mouse]

Amal and Juan are identical twins.
Their Mum only carries one baby photo in her wallet.

Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.

[Anon E Mouse]

I would like to congratulate my niece for passing her mouth organ exam…

Well done our Monica!

[Fuggletim]

Random thought, but if the leaning tower of Pisa collapsed, would it then also be known as the “I fell Tower?”

[Anon E Mouse]

Life is all about perspective. I have a friend who has sex 2-3 times a day, exercises twice a day, reads 2 books a week, yet every day he complains how much he hates prison

[Fuggletim]

My estate agent told me that there were too many red, blue and yellow paint schemes in my house. When it came to saleability he thought this was a primary concern.

[brian bloomfield]

A snail was mugged in an alley by two slugs. Later the detective asked the snail for a description of his assailants.

"Oh" said the snail " I'm not sure, it all happened so fast"

[Anon E Mouse]

Pancake Tuesday already. It really creped up on us this year.

[Anon E Mouse]

BREAKING NEWS: A man was admitted to the hospital today with 25 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum.

Doctors have described his condition as stable.

[brian bloomfield]

How did the butcher introduce his wife. - Meet Patty.

[Anon E Mouse]

I stayed up all last night trying ro remember if I had Insomnia or Amnesia

[Anon E Mouse]

The man who invented the spell checker died today. May he rust in piss

[Anon E Mouse]

My wife and I are having a competition on who can steal the most dog related stuff from our local pet shop…

I've just taken the lead!

[Anon E Mouse]

The bloke scanning my shopping yesterday was rude, miserable, and looked massively hungover…

That's the last time I'm using a self scan checkout!

[Anon E Mouse]

Went out for a walk this morning and found a box of frozen fish on the pavement. I was going to hand it in to the police, but then decided it was a case of Findus kippers!

[Anon E Mouse]

I was at my mate's stag night yesterday, when he and his brother handed me a glass full of yellow, lukewarm liquid.

"Drink it," they said giggling. It was only when I smelt it that I realised the prank the bastards were trying to pull...

Carlsberg!