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Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Mon Mar 03, 2025 9:52 pm

Random thought, but if the leaning tower of Pisa collapsed, would it then also be known as the “I fell Tower?”

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Mar 04, 2025 11:40 am

Life is all about perspective. I have a friend who has sex 2-3 times a day, exercises twice a day, reads 2 books a week, yet every day he complains how much he hates prison

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Tue Mar 04, 2025 12:43 pm

My estate agent told me that there were too many red, blue and yellow paint schemes in my house. When it came to saleability he thought this was a primary concern.

brian bloomfield · Post by **brian bloomfield** » Tue Mar 04, 2025 4:03 pm

A snail was mugged in an alley by two slugs. Later the detective asked the snail for a description of his assailants.

"Oh" said the snail " I'm not sure, it all happened so fast"

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Mar 04, 2025 6:15 pm

Pancake Tuesday already. It really creped up on us this year.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Mar 06, 2025 10:59 am

BREAKING NEWS: A man was admitted to the hospital today with 25 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum.

Doctors have described his condition as stable.

brian bloomfield · Post by **brian bloomfield** » Thu Mar 06, 2025 3:20 pm

How did the butcher introduce his wife. - Meet Patty.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Mar 06, 2025 6:51 pm

I stayed up all last night trying ro remember if I had Insomnia or Amnesia

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Mar 06, 2025 10:48 pm

The man who invented the spell checker died today. May he rust in piss

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Mar 07, 2025 6:18 pm

My wife and I are having a competition on who can steal the most dog related stuff from our local pet shop…

I've just taken the lead!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Mar 07, 2025 6:21 pm

The bloke scanning my shopping yesterday was rude, miserable, and looked massively hungover…

That's the last time I'm using a self scan checkout!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Mar 07, 2025 6:23 pm

Went out for a walk this morning and found a box of frozen fish on the pavement. I was going to hand it in to the police, but then decided it was a case of Findus kippers!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Mar 07, 2025 6:29 pm

I was at my mate's stag night yesterday, when he and his brother handed me a glass full of yellow, lukewarm liquid.

"Drink it," they said giggling. It was only when I smelt it that I realised the prank the bastards were trying to pull...

Carlsberg!

Chalkie · Post by **Chalkie** » Sat Mar 08, 2025 6:56 pm

Anyone know what time International Woman's Day finishes?

I'm starving.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Mon Mar 10, 2025 3:42 pm

I know it’s March, but I got visited by the “Ghost of Christmas Past” today. My Visa card statement arrived in the post……..

ShotsWeb

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