STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Fuggletim]

I went into a well known coffee shop today as they said they had a special offer that if I paid £6:00 for a coffee, I would get a free mug.

I paid my money and asked where was the mug?

They said just find a mirror to look into on your way out……….

[Fuggletim]

I always sleep with the bedside lamp on. My other half thinks it’s odd, but as a hat, I quite like it……..

[Anon E Mouse]

A van carrying snooker equipment has shed its load on the M55 roundabout.

Police have said that there are cues in all directions..

[Fuggletim]

I was watching a documentary about the history of maritime travel between the UK and France. It was on the English Channel……

[Fuggletim]

A van carrying snooker equipment has shed its load on the M55 roundabout.

Police have said that there are cues in all directions..

And in later news, the Driver of the lorry was subsequently convicted of driving dangerously and was awarded 147 points on his licence…….

[Anon E Mouse]

I just bought an old table that the antiques dealer said was owned by Van Gogh…

I asked him how he knew, he said there was a bit of veneer missing!

[Richard Petty]

I just bought an old table that the antiques dealer said was owned by Van Gogh…

I asked him how he knew, he said there was a bit of veneer missing!

That's very good

[Fuggletim]

Want to hear a joke about a “Pyramid” scheme? Well forward this joke on 15 x times……..