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I have got a part time job as a cuckoo in a cuckoo clock. It doesn’t pay much, but at least it gets me out of the house.
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I helped my neighbour this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you."

I couldn't believe it. You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return!
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time
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My wife is leaving me because of my sauce obsession...

Oh well, Tartare!
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"DO NOT TOUCH" must be a terrifying thing to read in braille!
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time
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Good one Richard! 😆
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I was at work the other morning and I took a phone call but all I could hear were wooden “plink plonk” sounds. I think someone was xylophoning in sick………
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In the middle of an important match a football manager shouted over to the groundsman……”turn on all the sprinklers and flood the pitch right now!”

“Why Gaffer?” replied the groundsman.

“I want to bring on a sub!”
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Gone West wrote: ↑Thu Oct 10, 2024 3:16 pm In the middle of an important match a football manager shouted over to the groundsman……”turn on all the sprinklers and flood the pitch right now!”

“Why Gaffer?” replied the groundsman.

“I want to bring on a sub!”
I like that :lol:
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I asked my other half had I told her the joke about being gaslighted?

She said I hadn’t, so I told her I had; several times……..
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Big health problem!
I finally got an appointment and a answer from the doctors..big right toe is on my left foot, left big toe is on my right foot, apparently I've mixamtoeses.......
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My electric toothbrush broke, so I have to, well, I have to use my acoustic one....
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I got told to leave Weight Watchers, but I took the decision with huge grace. I mean she was asked to leave at the same time…..
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I noticed my Dentist has won an award! Couldn’t see what for, but there was a little plague in the surgery……..
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Fuggletim wrote: ↑Mon Oct 28, 2024 2:43 pm I noticed my Dentist has won an award! Couldn’t see what for, but there was a little plague in the surgery……..
I hope that you called environmental health, Tim? Plague can be a killer. :wink:
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Birdman wrote: ↑Mon Oct 28, 2024 2:50 pm
Fuggletim wrote: ↑Mon Oct 28, 2024 2:43 pm I noticed my Dentist has won an award! Couldn’t see what for, but there was a little plague in the surgery……..
I hope that you called environmental health, Tim? Plague can be a killer. :wink:
🤣 Autocorrect at its finest! “Plaque” of course, but there might be “plague” too!
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