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Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Dec 02, 2023 4:16 pm

2 Goldfish in a tank. One says to the other "how do you drive this thing" ?

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Dec 02, 2023 4:16 pm

How did the Scarecrow get a degree?

He was outstanding in his field.......

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sat Dec 02, 2023 5:45 pm

I had some cheese fondue in Switzerland that was so hot, I ended up in a Bern unit…..

Graham Stovold · Post by **Graham Stovold** » Fri Dec 08, 2023 11:29 am

When travelling In extreme weather conditions the government advise you should carry a shovel, flask, wellies, rock salt, hi-viz jacket & a blanket... this may be so, but i looked a complete twat on the bus this morning.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Fri Dec 08, 2023 6:22 pm

I really thought I would win Mastermind! I was on equal points, but then I was asked to complete the name of the popular party game
“xxxx the parcel” and I said “Pass”……..

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sun Dec 10, 2023 8:45 am

The man who discovered the wind chill factor was buried yesterday. He was 82, but felt like 63!

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sun Dec 10, 2023 7:29 pm

I asked my other half if anyone had told her she was beautiful today?

She said “N0” so I said, “Well maybe better luck tomorrow…..”

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed Dec 13, 2023 11:17 am

I'm bringing out a version of the Band Aid song...

‘Duvet Know It's Christmas?’

It's a cover...

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Fri Dec 15, 2023 5:16 pm

Jumped on the tube yesterday. Toothpaste is all over the bathroom now……

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Tue Dec 19, 2023 2:38 pm

Anyone got a owners manual for a wife?

Mine's giving off a terrible whining noise

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Tue Dec 19, 2023 2:39 pm

What do you call a sexuality when you’re attracted to both men and women but they’re not attracted to you?

Bi-yourself!

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Tue Dec 19, 2023 2:43 pm

I went on a date last night with a girl who said she loved animals.

I said, "I work with animals every day."

She said, "That's so sweet. What do you do?"

I replied, "I'm a butcher!"

She doesnt seem to want to go on a second date!

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Tue Dec 19, 2023 4:47 pm

I saw U2 on Platform 5 at Guildford Station heading to London! I rushed to go and to get autographs, but I was told to stay away from the Edge…..

Harlow Massive · Post by **Harlow Massive** » Wed Dec 20, 2023 1:52 pm

I slept like a baby last night.
I woke up every hour crying.
I soiled myself twice.
And threw up!

Harlow Massive · Post by **Harlow Massive** » Wed Dec 20, 2023 1:53 pm

Why did I smear Peanut Butter on the road?

To go with the Traffic Jam.........

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