STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Anon E Mouse]

A shark could swim faster than me, although I can run faster than a shark, so in a triathlon, it would all come down to who's the best cyclist

[Anon E Mouse]

Bumped into Bonnie Tyler the other day and she said shall we go for a coffee ?
I said Starbucks ? She said no.
I said Costa ? She said no.

I think she was holding out for a Nero.

[Fuggletim]

I was in a TV ad for McDonalds once. I think the Director didn’t like me as whenever he said “That’s a wrap!”, I would tell him it was actually a Quarter Pounder with cheese……

[Chalkie]

I can't afford an Ancestry DNA Kit to learn about my relatives.

so instead, I posted online that I had won the lottery.

[Fuggletim]

I grilled a chicken last night. It took 2 x hours but they finally told me why they had crossed the road……

[Shots1954]

I went to a karaoke bar in South East Asia once...”

“Singapore?”

“Yeah, they were all rubbish.”

[Shots1954]

Well I never thought that I'd be one of those people who go for a five Mile jog at 6am.

And I was right, I'm not!!

[Shots1954]

I've been looking for a cure for my hiccups.......but I'm not holding my breath!

[Shots1954]

I was lonely until I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car......

Now everyone waves at me!

[Shots1954]

Would anyone like a few of my chimney jokes?

I've stacks of them!......

[Shots1954]

My friend David lost his id yesterday.

Now I just call him Dav.......

[Shots1954]

Hot News!

Lukozade will not be sold in boots anymore.

As it comes through the lace holes........

[Shots1954]

Don't you hate it when people answer their own questions? I do!

[Shots1954]

2 Goldfish in a tank. One says to the other "how do you drive this thing" ?

[Shots1954]

How did the Scarecrow get a degree?

He was outstanding in his field.......