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RedanRoadshot · Post by **RedanRoadshot** » Sat Nov 25, 2023 8:03 pm

Heard this one in a bar in New York, two Americans were talking to each other, from ear wigging the conversation was between a lawyer and a doctor. It was the lawyer telling the joke.

3 guys were swimming in the sea, a priest, a doctor and lawyer, they realised they were being circled by a shark. The priest said, I’m not worried, i can call on the good lord to save me. The doctor said, I’m not worried, I can call on the best medical expertise to stich me up. The lawyer said, well it wont attack me out of professional courtesy.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sat Nov 25, 2023 11:53 pm

I just saw a Double Whopper, a Big Mac and a Boneless Banquet fall out of a nightclub. I really don’t like seeing food wasted….

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Mon Nov 27, 2023 7:22 am

A shark could swim faster than me, although I can run faster than a shark, so in a triathlon, it would all come down to who's the best cyclist

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Mon Nov 27, 2023 12:18 pm

Bumped into Bonnie Tyler the other day and she said shall we go for a coffee ?
I said Starbucks ? She said no.
I said Costa ? She said no.

I think she was holding out for a Nero.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Mon Nov 27, 2023 9:19 pm

I was in a TV ad for McDonalds once. I think the Director didn’t like me as whenever he said “That’s a wrap!”, I would tell him it was actually a Quarter Pounder with cheese……

Chalkie · Post by **Chalkie** » Tue Nov 28, 2023 12:32 am

I can't afford an Ancestry DNA Kit to learn about my relatives.

so instead, I posted online that I had won the lottery.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Thu Nov 30, 2023 10:32 pm

I grilled a chicken last night. It took 2 x hours but they finally told me why they had crossed the road……

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Dec 02, 2023 4:12 pm

I went to a karaoke bar in South East Asia once...”

“Singapore?”

“Yeah, they were all rubbish.”

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Dec 02, 2023 4:12 pm

Well I never thought that I'd be one of those people who go for a five Mile jog at 6am.

And I was right, I'm not!!

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Dec 02, 2023 4:12 pm

I've been looking for a cure for my hiccups.......but I'm not holding my breath!

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Dec 02, 2023 4:13 pm

I was lonely until I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car......

Now everyone waves at me!

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Dec 02, 2023 4:13 pm

Would anyone like a few of my chimney jokes?

I've stacks of them!......

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Dec 02, 2023 4:13 pm

My friend David lost his id yesterday.

Now I just call him Dav.......

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Dec 02, 2023 4:15 pm

Hot News!

Lukozade will not be sold in boots anymore.

As it comes through the lace holes........

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Dec 02, 2023 4:15 pm

Don't you hate it when people answer their own questions? I do!

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