STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Fuggletim]

I won an iPhone 14 in a race today!

The owner and the Police were left well behind!

[Anon E Mouse]

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock

Whose there ?

Octopus

[Fuggletim]

I found out they had my blood group wrong on my donor card. They said it had been a Type O……

[drewshotsfan]

I was once in a band called "1000 Megabytes"

We only had one gig

[Fuggletim]

My pet centipede just died. Mind you he had been on his last legs for a while…..

[Anon E Mouse]

My Nan gave me an abacus shaped like a castle…

Well, it's the fort that counts!

[Fuggletim]

A person was recently arrested for setting a barn full of hay on fire. They are currently out on bale…….

[Anon E Mouse]

Jokes about Marmite happen when you yeast expect them.

[Fuggletim]

The local Dominoes Pizza shop collapsed yesterday. The rest of the street did the same today!

[Anon E Mouse]

I've been invited to a Coronation street party…

I think I'll go as Ena Sharples!

[Chalkie]

Couldn't get a taxi home last night, so I went to a takeaway and ordered a pizza to be delivered to my address.

I then got in with the delivery driver.

[Anon E Mouse]

A friend has covered his body in tattoos of Star Wars characters. You should see the Luke on his face.

[Fuggletim]

Police Scotland have ordered their officers to shave off beards. A spokesperson said “We don’t like being known as the fuzz.”;

[Chalkie]

Tape cassette's had side A and side B, so it's only logical that their successor would be the CD.

[Richard Petty]

I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run into the house to tell my wife about it, then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.