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Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed Mar 22, 2023 8:06 am

Went to the MC Hammer museum…

It’s rubbish - you aren’t allowed to touch anything.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed Mar 22, 2023 9:12 am

My friend Iain has one eye bigger than the other…

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Thu Mar 23, 2023 9:13 pm

I was working for a survey company but got sacked after I did a survey about women using shampoo in the the shower. 98.7% called the Police….

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Mar 23, 2023 10:37 pm

The fella in our local chippy says the best way to cook fish is to give it a good slap first.

Sounds like codswallop to me?

Chalkie · Post by **Chalkie** » Fri Mar 24, 2023 9:50 am

I got an email this morning teaching me how to read maps backwards.

It turns out it was just spam.

Chalkie · Post by **Chalkie** » Sat Mar 25, 2023 9:54 am

My housemates are convinced our house is haunted.

I've lived here for 235 years and haven't noticed anything strange.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Mar 25, 2023 11:11 am

I got a book titled ‘A Guide to Surgical Procedures’...

I opened it up and the appendix was missing.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sat Mar 25, 2023 12:55 pm

I just bought a bottle of Evian for £3:50! Looking back, I must have been naive…….

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sun Mar 26, 2023 8:56 am

Nothing beats the adrenaline rush of trying to reset the clock on the oven to match your phone before the time on your phone changes by 1 minute…!

Chalkie · Post by **Chalkie** » Sun Mar 26, 2023 9:41 am

I hate Daylight Savings Time so much....... I actually lost sleep over it.

shots1965 · Post by **shots1965** » Sun Mar 26, 2023 3:21 pm

Watford FC
Don’t have player of the season

They have manager of the season

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Mon Mar 27, 2023 2:16 pm

We must all do our bit for the planet…

I've just unplugged a row of electric cars that no one was using!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Mon Mar 27, 2023 2:39 pm

I used to have a job cutting holes to make trapdoors for theatres...

It was just a stage I was going through.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Mon Mar 27, 2023 5:18 pm

I've set myself a 5 year plan to be more Spontaneous.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Tue Mar 28, 2023 5:44 pm

A few years after putting “Love Locks” ( See a previous post) on a bridge over the River Seine in Paris, I decided to end my relationship a few years later in Venice. It was the place to have a romantic break……

ShotsWeb

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