STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Fuggletim]

I killed two birds with one stone today. I don’t think I am allowed back in Birdworld at Holt Pound again…..

[Anon E Mouse]

I used to have trouble making Yoghurt pots on my lathe.
Recently I've turned a Corner.

[Fuggletim]

Someone once told me that they were a “Fiat Earther.”

I asked if they really believe the earth is flat?

He told that it was shaped like an Italian car and I must have misheard him….

[Anon E Mouse]

Opened my car bonnet this morning and found a bat sitting on the engine.
He said 'hello sir, how are you today, my you look very hansome today and are very nicely dressed'

I could see the problem straight away.

Bat flattery

[Yorkieshot]

Opened my car bonnet this morning and found a bat sitting on the engine.
He said 'hello sir, how are you today, my you look very hansome today and are very nicely dressed'

I could see the problem straight away.

Bat flattery

nice.........

[Fuggletim]

I can never figure out why my home security consultancy never succeeded. My door was always open…..

[Anon E Mouse]

I've just got a job making plastic Draculas.

There are only two of us on the production line...

So I have to make every second Count.

[Fuggletim]

I was sailing on a private yacht around Hong Kong Harbour last week. The menu was all junk food….

[Anon E Mouse]

My local supermarket is exchanging old novels for certain root vegetables...

That’s a turnip for the books...

[Anon E Mouse]

Have I told you about the time I tied my shoelaces, with just the power of my mind?

Thought knot.

[Fuggletim]

I have a joke about the fastest cruise ship ever built; don’t worry it’s a quick one liner……

[Chalkie]

I ran out of toilet paper, so I'm doing that 'trousers half up waddle' to go and get some more......

I'm almost at Tesco now.....

[Anon E Mouse]

A friend suggested I put horse manure on my strawberries.
I’m not doing that again. I’m going back to whipped cream!

[Fuggletim]

A friend of mine was a badge thief although they tried to pin it on me!

[Anon E Mouse]

I like making puns about eyes.

The cornea the better.