STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Fuggletim]

I am getting concerned about my obsession with collecting Beatles albums. I really think I need help……

[Anon E Mouse]

Well I never thought that I'd be one of those people who go for a five Mile jog at 6am.

And I was right, I'm not!!

[Anon E Mouse]

BREAKING NEWS!
Explorers have discovered what is thought to be the world’s largest bedsheet.

More on this story as it unfolds…

[Fuggletim]

I had to close down the nightclub I had opened up. I called it “Mind your Head”, but no-one walked into it……

[Anon E Mouse]

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond…

By the end you'll wish you had a club and a spade!

[supershots]

A young Doctor working in a hospital sees a hysterical 63 year old woman running down the corridor, he
stops her and asks what the problem is, she blurts out that she is pregnant. The young Doctor examins her
and finds that she is not pregnant, Angry that a senior Doctor could make such a mistake he storms down to the
older more experienced Doctor and demands to know how he could make such a mistake.
The older Doctor looks up from his paperwork and asks if she still has hiccups, the young Doctor says no.

The older Doctor smiles and tells the young Doctor "it worked then"

[Fuggletim]

Sad to say my homing pigeon died. Hope he doesn’t come back to haunt me!

[Anon E Mouse]

My wife just called me lazy and said I'd better have something planned for Valentine's Day...

I said, "Yes, I was thinking of taking the Christmas decorations down!"

[Fuggletim]

Going on from the tragedy of my homing pigeon, he wasn’t always very good at finding his way home. My other half reckons it was because we often went somewhere else with the caravan after we had released him…..

[Chalkie]

Just arrived at my speed awareness course.... An hour early!

[Anon E Mouse]

The other night I walked into the bedroom and my wife asked me "What would you most like to do with my body?"

Apparently, "Identify it" wasn't the right answer.

[Anon E Mouse]

I've got a friend who can only count up to 3, but he's still got a job...

He puts the crisps into Walkers crisp packets...

[80fc]

I used to get a valentines day card and present from a secret admirer, this year I didn't get one. First my gran died and now this

[Anon E Mouse]

Went for a job at a Blacksmiths.
He said "Are you any good at shoeing horses?"
I said: "No but I told a donkey to bugger off once!"

[Anon E Mouse]

Anyone know if taping the skirting boards before painting walls is a good idea?

Masking for a friend.