STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Anon E Mouse]

I accidentally took some of my cats medicine this morning.

I think I’m OK but don’t ask meow that happened…

[Fuggletim]

I won a city break on the French Riviera. It was really Nice!

[Dr Jim Royle]

I dreamt I saw Death, War, Famine, and Conquest all riding towards me. Each one looked as if they wanted to kiss me.

Yes they were the four horsemen of the puckered lips.

[Anon E Mouse]

The wife and I went to a marriage guidance councillor. He asked if I knew what her favourite flower was. I held her hand and looked lovingly into her eyes and replied, "I know this one, it's self-raising isn't it ?" ....

[Fuggletim]

I have just bought a shire horse. My last one was just a bit to familiar with everyone they met……

[Anon E Mouse]

I covered myself in creosote earlier today…

No particular reason, just thought I'd treat myself!

[Anon E Mouse]

I have just bought a shire horse. My last one was just a bit to familiar with everyone they met……

[Anon E Mouse]

I just saw a pigeon buy a car...

Well I say buy, he put a large deposit down on it!

[Anon E Mouse]

I’ve just successfully bred a cross between a crocodile and a homing pigeon.

I bet that’ll come back to bite me...

[frimley_greener]

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?


One is very heavy............








The other is a little lighter.........

[Anon E Mouse]

Aahh I just spilt PVA glue on my Violin.
Fiddle sticks.

[Chalkie]

"Conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes".

[Anon E Mouse]

My mate has a Quality Street blocking his wind pipe.
'The purple one '?
'Yes that's him'

[Fuggletim]

I got pulled over by the Police in a car share lane as I was by myself. Not sure it was a good idea to tell them to check the boot to be honest…..

[Anon E Mouse]

"I went to a karaoke bar in South East Asia once...”

“Singapore?”

“Yeah, they were all rubbish.”