STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Fuggletim]

Good one Richard!

In the meantime I always dreamed of having my name up in lights in every theatre and cinema in the world! I changed my name to “Exit”…

[Chalkie]

Apparently Spurs have asked the fan that kicked Ramsdale to hand himself in, so they can issue a lifetime ban.

627 fans have come forward to say it was them.

[Anon E Mouse]

30 days have September, April, June and November. All the rest have 31 l except for February with 28, and January with about 800!

[Fuggletim]

I was at the luggage carousel at Gatwick North Terminal and couldn’t help noticing that everyone’s luggage was better than mine. It was a real worst case scenario…..

[Chalkie]

I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet?

I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.

[Anon E Mouse]

I'd like to thank my neighbour for placing a cover over my car last night when it was frosty.

Ta, Pauline.

[Anon E Mouse]

When I rang Seaworld. I had to say "Jump through the hoop! Do a flip!"
They said my call may be recorded for training porpoises.

[Anon E Mouse]

One in 4 carp in a pond are actually fake to protect the others from predators, you have the A koi, B koi, C koi and the D koi

[Anon E Mouse]

Polce toay say they are nvestgatng a strng of I.D. thefts.

[Anon E Mouse]

Just found out that my dad used to be a mime artist…

He kept that quiet!

[Fuggletim]

It is traditional that whoever catches the brides bouquet will be the next to get married.

Now, throwing a bouquet at a funeral is not such a good plan though……

[Tices Shot]

Just wanted to thank all those that contribute to this thread / the last BOOM BOOM thread.

I share most of these with my work lot and gives us a good laugh for half hour or so each day!

I always tell them they are not my jokes though and let them know where I find them

[Richard Petty]

Just wanted to thank all those that contribute to this thread / the last BOOM BOOM thread.

I share most of these with my work lot and gives us a good laugh for half hour or so each day!

I always tell them they are not my jokes though and let them know where I find them

I share a lot of the jokes on here as well, its nice to see this has continued ever since Graham Stovold stsrted the original thread to cheer us all up when we went into the first Covid kickdown. Hard to belueve that was nearly 3 years ago.

[Fuggletim]

Could I just mention to those I got books for Christmas that the return date for the library is 03rd February……

[frimley_greener]

I know it is a long shot....but does anyone know what a Trebuchet is?