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Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Tue Jul 12, 2022 4:19 pm

I feel sorry for the staff in Greggs in this weather. They must be baking in there!

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Tue Jul 12, 2022 4:20 pm

Paid for the AA to tow me 150 miles home last night....

Nothing wrong with my car but cheaper than petrol!

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Tue Jul 12, 2022 4:23 pm

Heathrow Airport police are concerned at the number of passengers smuggling helium filled balloons in their luggage…

Cases continue to rise!

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Tue Jul 12, 2022 8:54 pm

My iPad stopped working after I spilt a can of Strongbow on it. It had suffered a cider attack….

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed Jul 13, 2022 11:20 am

Took my son out for his first pint yesterday.
Got him a lager but he didn't like it so I drunk it, then I got him an Ale and he didn't like that either so I drunk it, tried Guinness same thing.
By the time we tried Cider, Wine, Scotch and a cocktail, I had real trouble pushing the pram home.

WTF · Post by **WTF** » Wed Jul 13, 2022 7:50 pm

Why did the tea bag call the Police?

Cos he kept being mugged.........

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Jul 14, 2022 10:21 am

My wife says I have 2 main faults. I don't listen and some other thing she was rattling on about.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Jul 14, 2022 10:30 am

My wife told me that sex was better on holiday.

Not the best postcard I've ever received.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Jul 14, 2022 1:32 pm

I have just had a call from the Garage and the mechanic has found the problem with the car and has told me it's going to be expensive to fix

It's run out of fuel.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Jul 14, 2022 6:18 pm

I know it's hot but the next person that asks me for a pineapple juice a cranberry juice and some lemonade with a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a punch...

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Jul 14, 2022 9:06 pm

I asked my wife to rate my listening skills.

She said, "You're an 8 on a scale of 10."

She didn’t give me a rating and I don't understand why she wanted me to urinate on a skeleton!

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Thu Jul 14, 2022 10:33 pm

I heard a song by Placebo on the radio the other day, but I must admit I thought it was The Cure….

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 7:06 am

Gandalf came into my shop and asked "Do I get any money off for having this big stick?"

I said "No I'm sorry, we don't do staff discounts..."

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 4:22 pm

What do you call men in line for a haircut?

A barberqueue.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 4:28 pm

Be thankful it's not snowing…

Imagine shoveling snow in this heat!

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