STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:51 am

How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive west.......

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:52 am

Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.......

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:53 am

Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes.......

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:54 am

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going there......

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:55 am

I went to buy a watch, and the man in the shop said ‘Analogue?’ I said ‘No, just a watch.'.......

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:55 am

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed a little space.......

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:56 am

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? “Aye matey.”......

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:56 am

Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines........

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:57 am

What’s E.T. short for? He’s only got little legs.......

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:58 am

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck.......

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:59 am

Exit signs? They’re on the way out!.......

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 11:59 am

Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally..........

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 12:00 pm

A man tells his doctor, “Help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!” The doctor replies, “Sorry, I’m not following you.”.......

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 12:01 pm

I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.......

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Jun 25, 2022 1:31 pm

Apparently Robinsons and Wimbledon have ended their 86 year partnership.
The break up was described as cordial

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