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Dr Jim Royle · Post by **Dr Jim Royle** » Thu May 26, 2022 11:19 pm

The Beastie Boys have just released a five part anthology . Parts A through to D are free, but you have to fight for your right to Part E.

Dr Jim Royle · Post by **Dr Jim Royle** » Thu May 26, 2022 11:23 pm

SHOTS INSURANCE LTD

Do YOU appear in the form of a water droplet?

Are YOU found on grass and windows in the morning?

If so, YOU may be due condensation.

Dr Jim Royle · Post by **Dr Jim Royle** » Thu May 26, 2022 11:26 pm

I attended the Shots End Of Season Fancy Dress Party this year dressed as a spoon.

Caused quite a stir I can tell you.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri May 27, 2022 7:58 am

I'm playing cricket against a team from my local fish & chip shop later...

Their fielders and bowler aren't that good but their batter is brilliant...

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri May 27, 2022 6:30 pm

The CEO of IKEA has just been appointed as the Prime Minister of Sweden.

He's currently assembling his cabinet.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Fri May 27, 2022 9:26 pm

The first annual convention of “Camouflage International” was a bit of a disaster when no-one appeared to turn up for it…

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat May 28, 2022 9:56 am

RIP boiled water.

You will be mist.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat May 28, 2022 11:26 am

People are often surpised when they see the intricate tattoo that I got done in Madrid.

Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision…

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat May 28, 2022 9:09 pm

Had a call from the hospital today, apparently my blood test showed I have Monkey Pox. They’ve asked me to swing by the surgery !

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sun May 29, 2022 12:00 pm

I went to an “Evolutionary Scientists” Bar B Q. They had bought 5 x packs of sausages, but could only find 4 of them. Despite searching the cooler boxes, the fridge and the freezer they could not find the missing link….

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sun May 29, 2022 3:22 pm

Someone stole all my next door neighbours grass last night.

He’s out there now looking forlorn...

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sun May 29, 2022 3:22 pm

I caught a guy stealing my front gate yesterday!
I didn't say anything though incase he took offence!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sun May 29, 2022 5:04 pm

Whose in favour of bringing back using Roman Numerals?
I for one.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sun May 29, 2022 10:29 pm

I was rather disappointed in the new Sushi bar in Gatwick arrivals. The portions are big, but they taste like leather and canvas bags!

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Sun May 29, 2022 10:52 pm

Fuggletim wrote: ↑Sun May 29, 2022 10:29 pm I was rather disappointed in the new Sushi bar in Gatwick arrivals. The portions are big, but they taste like leather and canvas bags!

I actually had to think about that one for a couple of minutes as there is a Sushi bar in Departures so I was thinking about Sushi until I realised what you were getting at

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