STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Shots1954]

I've just finished reading an excellent book called 'Fights on a Narrowboat' by R.G. Bargee

#WorldBookDay

[Shots1954]

I just opened my fridge and it really smells of basil...
I think it's faulty!

[Anon E Mouse]

Someone has glued my pack of cards together...

I don't know how to deal with it.

[Anon E Mouse]

Yesterday was awful!

First I got into fight with a man dressed as Shakespeare, then I almost choked on a German sausage.

It just went from bard to wurst.

[Anon E Mouse]

Someone has glued my pack of cards together...

I don't know how to deal with it.

I know I know, I need to be patience

[Fuggletim]

After many years working long hours at Sainsbury’s my other half told me she was leaving me. I asked would she like any help packing?

[Chalkie]

We were so skint as kids, my mother use to buy clothes from the Army and Navy stores.

I was the only Japanese General at school.

[Anon E Mouse]

My friend said he really didn’t understand human cloning.

I said, “That makes two of us...”

[hepcat]

Yesterday was awful!

First I got into fight with a man dressed as Shakespeare, then I almost choked on a German sausage.

It just went from bard to wurst.

Speaking of Shakespeare , I heard you solved the age old mystery of who wrote Hamlet-Shakespeare or Bacon-proving beyond doubt it was WS. After your performance in the lead role, they opened up Shakespeare and Bacon's graves and it was Shakespeare that was spinning.

[Fuggletim]

I fell asleep in the pub last week, so someone chucked a pint of Guinness over me! It was quite a brewed awakening!

[steveshot]

What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

[Fuggletim]

A horse walks into a bar. That’s why I lost out on an Olympic medal in the Equestrian event at London 2012…..

[steveshot]

An old woman walks into the dentists room, took off all her clothes and spread her legs. The dentist said ‘ I think you have the wrong room’
You put in my husbands teeth last week, she replied. Now you have to remove them.

[Chalkie]

A husband and wife were golfing, when suddenly the wife asks, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?"
The husband said "No Sweetie."
The woman said "I'm sure you would."
So the man said "Okay, I would"
Then the woman asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"
And the man replied, "Ya, I guess so."
Then the wife asked, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"
And the husband replied, "No, she's left handed."

[Anon E Mouse]

Puns about ‘Riverdance’?

I flatley refuse to post them.