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Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sun Feb 20, 2022 1:10 pm

My local "Rodent Keepers Club" have proposed its new constitution, but it still needs to be ratified......

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Mon Feb 21, 2022 9:53 pm

I was once told that if you hold up a Shell you can hear the sea! Well I don't know about that, but I do know now you get 6 x years in Parkhurst for armed robbery!

Chalkie · Post by **Chalkie** » Tue Feb 22, 2022 10:25 am

Son: Dad, why are you running your hands up and down the horses legs, rump and chest?

Dad: Because when I'm buying a horse, I have to make sure it's healthy and in good shape.

Son: Dad, I think the postman wants to buy mum........

WTF · Post by **WTF** » Tue Feb 22, 2022 12:31 pm

I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough........

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Feb 22, 2022 8:07 pm

Did you hear about the judge with no fingers?

Justice Thumbs.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Feb 22, 2022 11:01 pm

I was terrible at spelling when I was in school.

Brilliant at jografy though.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed Feb 23, 2022 8:14 am

I’ve just successfully bred a cross between a crocodile and a homing pigeon.

I bet that’ll come back to bite me...

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed Feb 23, 2022 9:29 am

Pulled a nose hair out this morning to see if it would hurt.
Judging but the reaction of the man asleep next to me on the bus, it seems pretty painful.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Wed Feb 23, 2022 9:30 pm

I entered a competition to win £1m, and alI I need to to do is keep a candle burning for 24 x hrs!

Just hope I don’t blow it!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Feb 25, 2022 2:08 pm

In a freak accident yesterday, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him…

To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him!

Giles · Post by **Giles** » Fri Feb 25, 2022 7:04 pm

I went to a fetish club for dinner last night, I got toed in the hole

Shots1954 · Post by **Shots1954** » Sat Feb 26, 2022 9:47 am

I phoned the wife and said "I've got something to tell you but it's hard to say"!

She said "go on, nervously"

I said " Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead"

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Sat Feb 26, 2022 9:54 am

Being a waiter isn't the most glamorous job but it puts food on the table

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Sat Feb 26, 2022 9:56 am

Went to a Cannibal wedding on Saturday. It was all going well...

Until they decided to toast the Bride and Groom!

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Sat Feb 26, 2022 9:57 am

My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer…

I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

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