STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Richard Petty]

Just got back from my mates funeral. He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball...

It was a lovely service!

[Anon E Mouse]

Doctor :- what your husband needs is some rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife:- so when should I get them to him.
Doctor:- they are for you !!

[Anon E Mouse]

How frequent are Womble sightings in Clapham? Not that common.

[WTF]

How many bugs do you need to rent out a flat?

Ten-ants.......

[WTF]

How do you feel when there's no coffee? Depresso...

[WTF]

What's the award for being best dentist? A little plaque!

[WTF]

How can you make seven an even number? Just take away the "s"!

[WTF]

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange." So I replied, "No it doesn't!"

[bordon shot]

I have been trying to see my Doctor for weeks and I finally saw her this evening.
I pulled down my trousers and boxer shorts to show her the rash on my testicles.
She completely blanked me and continued pushing her trolley round Tesco's.

[Richard Petty]

I have been trying to see my Doctor for weeks and I finally saw her this evening.
I pulled down my trousers and boxer shorts to show her the rash on my testicles.
She completely blanked me and continued pushing her trolley round Tesco's.

[Fuggletim]

Reports are coming in of an explosion at a local paint factory. Two men are missing, presumed red....

[Anon E Mouse]

My car broke down so I looked under the bonnet and saw a bat sitting on the engine.

He said “Hello Sir, you are a handsome man and very nicely dressed too".

I could see the problem...
Bat flattery.

[Shots1954]

How does Rocky eat his pizza?

Sliced, alone!

[Shots1954]

On valentines night I've booked a table for two for me and my partner
I just hope she brings her own cue, I hate sharing mine.......

[Shots1954]

Did you know that before crowbars were invented most crows just drank at home!