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I couldn't get a taxi home last night so I went in the kebab shop and ordered a delivery to my address and got in with the driver!
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Possibly the worst joke ever!

What's the difference between a retired Royal Navy Officer and one who has just come home on leave?

One misses the sea and the other sees his Missus.......

There, how dreadful is that eh?
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Fuggletim wrote: ↑Sun Jan 23, 2022 8:45 pm Possibly the worst joke ever!

What's the difference between a retired Royal Navy Officer and one who has just come home on leave?

One misses the sea and the other sees his Missus.......

There, how dreadful is that eh?
You're not wrong, Tim :wink:
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Spent 45 minutes on the treadmill this morning..

Tomorrow my aim is to turn it on.
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As a kid I was made to walk the plank. We couldn’t afford a dog.
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I have two boys, 5 and 6. We’re no good at naming things in our house
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I spotted a Marmite van on the motorway. It was heading yeastbound.
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Back in the day, Instagram just meant a really efficient drug dealer.
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Yesterday I was in a queue at the fairground for the "I guess your weight" stall
Eventually I get to the front, the guy looks at me and says "Well...... I'd say that was about 20 minutes".
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Thought I would pop on this thread to see what the fuss was about.
(I pretty much ignored the original thread).
So glad we "saved" the message board now. This stuff if life changing ;-)
Fuggletim wrote: ↑Sun Jan 23, 2022 8:45 pm Possibly the worst joke ever!

What's the difference between a retired Royal Navy Officer and one who has just come home on leave?

One misses the sea and the other sees his Missus.......

There, how dreadful is that eh?
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RC-Moderator wrote: ↑Mon Jan 24, 2022 11:10 am Thought I would pop on this thread to see what the fuss was about.
(I pretty much ignored the original thread).
So glad we "saved" the message board now. This stuff if life changing ;-)
Fuggletim wrote: ↑Sun Jan 23, 2022 8:45 pm Possibly the worst joke ever!

What's the difference between a retired Royal Navy Officer and one who has just come home on leave?

One misses the sea and the other sees his Missus.......

There, how dreadful is that eh?
How about this from a (very) pre woke Beano, True or false; Adolf Hitler's real name was Richard Potato, TRUE because he was a Dick Tater !
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hepcat wrote: ↑Mon Jan 24, 2022 4:26 pm
RC-Moderator wrote: ↑Mon Jan 24, 2022 11:10 am Thought I would pop on this thread to see what the fuss was about.
(I pretty much ignored the original thread).
So glad we "saved" the message board now. This stuff if life changing ;-)
Fuggletim wrote: ↑Sun Jan 23, 2022 8:45 pm Possibly the worst joke ever!

What's the difference between a retired Royal Navy Officer and one who has just come home on leave?

One misses the sea and the other sees his Missus.......

There, how dreadful is that eh?
How about this from a (very) pre woke Beano, True or false; Adolf Hitler's real name was Richard Potato, TRUE because he was a Dick Tater !
For some reason (and its causing me concern) I really laughed at that one hepcat :lol:
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So what if I don't know what Armageddon means

It' not the end of the world
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Patient: "Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I am a moth"
Doctor: "Well why come to see me you need to go to a psychiatrist"
Patient: "Well I was walking past and saw your light was on"
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I ended up at an event I didn't mean to go to, it was full of World Health Organisation medics, seems I booked the wrong Doctor Who convention.
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