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Scunny promoted after an extra time winner.

Wood back in the NL after beating Maidstone. Scunny 1 up v Chester.

About time the rules were modified. The goal keeper had a few fingers over the line and some say he should have a red card, what nonsence it would have ruined the game. For serious handling( the whole body) right outside the box a penalty would be more appropriate. But yes red card for foul play. A...

Weybourne Shot wrote: ↑Thu May 15, 2025 8:35 pm Could not believe it's now £3.50 but I suppose people have been buying a copy as a souvenir

£3.50 for an Aldershot News? Seriously?

The pitch at the Rec has traditionally been a very good surface. However, when Chelsea used the Rec for reserve games they changed it to a better than excellent (superb) surface by throwing loads of money at it. What they did was completely strip the turf and lay a silica ('Fibresand') sub-base rei...

Tazzle wrote: ↑Tue May 13, 2025 8:56 pm

Pitcombe1 wrote: ↑Tue May 13, 2025 5:47 pm I have seen several video on Facebook and other sites that discribe Aldershot as the U.K.'s worst place to live,

Only because they've never been to Crewe!

…….or Luton!

In the middle of an important match a football manager shouted over to the groundsman……”turn on all the sprinklers and flood the pitch right now!”

“Why Gaffer?” replied the groundsman.

“I want to bring on a sub!”

I hate talking about my dandruff problem. I’d rather just sweep it under the carpet.

Bought a 74” TV just to watch next season’s Premier League. It came with no leads.

Little lad was walking to school with his Dad.

The boy asks “Dad, can you tell me what an eclipse is?”

“No son” replies Dad.

Took my car in for a service last weekend but it wouldn’t fit through the church door.

Two TV aerials got married. The ceremony didn’t go too well but the reception was brilliant!

Two slices of bread got married. All was going well until the time came to toast the bride & groom.

My local vicar wanted to earn a bit of extra money so went for a job as an ice cream seller. He didn’t get the job because he couldn’t do sundaes.