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Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 9:45 am

Looks like my Milk float joke is doing the rounds again.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 10:58 am

Kwasi Kwarteng yet to leave Downing St, as he’s still wedged firmly beneath the bus.

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Sat Oct 15, 2022 12:43 pm

Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Sat Oct 15, 2022 8:58 am Apparently Kwasi Kwarteng had trouble getting a seat on the plane back to the UK because nobody wanted him anywhere near business or economy!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Mon Oct 17, 2022 3:02 pm

I'm reaching out on behalf of a mate of mine, who's wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that help give you better erections, and when he came back he handed her some diet pills. Anyway he's looking for a place to live.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 9:54 am

Went to see a psychic and he was in a bad mood, then I saw a clairvoyant who was rather grumpy...

I’m just trying to find a happy medium?

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 11:44 am

My friend told me he’s really bored with his job as a sewer inspector.

He said he feels like he's just going through the motions...

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 3:02 pm

I've got a bit of a problem with my digestive system. Someone's muddled up the plain ones with the chocolate ones.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Tue Oct 18, 2022 7:30 pm

Twitter has turned its HQ into a Youth Hostel, but it only has room for 280 Characters or less…..

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Oct 20, 2022 8:04 am

Bought my friend an elephant for his room.

He said ‘Thanks.’

I said 'Don't mention it...'

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Oct 21, 2022 12:40 pm

BREAKING NEWS!
A plane has dropped its cargo containing large crates of Vanish near to Heathrow Airport...

Staines has disappeared.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Oct 21, 2022 12:47 pm

A plane en route from Tokyo shed its load of car parts over England.
That's why it's raining Datsun cogs

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Fri Oct 21, 2022 6:41 pm

Seemingly a bottle of Fairy Liquid lasts 3 x times longer than a Prime Minister……

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Fri Oct 21, 2022 9:01 pm

Fuggletim wrote: ↑Fri Oct 21, 2022 6:41 pm Seemingly a bottle of Fairy Liquid lasts 3 x times longer than a Prime Minister……

Truss was outlasted by a lettuce

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Fri Oct 21, 2022 11:12 pm

There was a film on TV about a fishing competition. I can’t remember the name, but it had a great cast………

Before someone says it, perhaps it’s a Netflix original!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Oct 22, 2022 10:30 am

A man walks into the library and asks if they have any books about coincidences...

The librarian says, "As a matter of fact, this one's just arrived.”

ShotsWeb

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