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In breaking news, the UK Government has imposed new sanctions on Russia by getting Kwasi Kwartang to prepare their next budget…..
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People thought that Tina Turner had moved into my spare room last weekend but she was simply the guest...
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That might explain the steamy windows then……Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Sat Oct 01, 2022 12:56 pm People thought that Tina Turner had moved into my spare room last weekend but she was simply the guest...
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Fuggletim wrote: ↑Sat Oct 01, 2022 1:15 pmThat might explain the steamy windows then……Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Sat Oct 01, 2022 12:56 pm People thought that Tina Turner had moved into my spare room last weekend but she was simply the guest...
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Breaking News
Paul McCartney has been disqualified from todays London Marathon.
He was banned on the run.
Paul McCartney has been disqualified from todays London Marathon.
He was banned on the run.
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However, at the last minute Bryan Adams has told Paul McCartney that he would run for you…..
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Wylie, McLaughlan & Jack, Taylor, Kinnell & Moore, Sugden, Dickson, Mullen, Bostock & Ross.
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The World Origami Championships are on Sky next week! They are on the paper view channel…..
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I had nightmares last night because I ate too much liquorice before I went to bed....”
“What were you dreaming about ?”
“All sorts...”
“What were you dreaming about ?”
“All sorts...”
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My wife asked me "is it just me or is the
cat getting fat?"
Apparently "no it's just you" wasn't the
right answer.
cat getting fat?"
Apparently "no it's just you" wasn't the
right answer.
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Amaze your friends when tHe next time one asks “Hey; whats new?” Tell then it’s the thirteenth letter of the Greek alphabet!!
Explanatory note: The thirteenth letter is “Nu.”
Explanatory note: The thirteenth letter is “Nu.”
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I was in a cafe today and two waitresses had a massive row over how long to leave a teabag in the cup and it got so bad it ended up in violence.
I asked the manager what had happened and he told me it had been brewing for ages.
I asked the manager what had happened and he told me it had been brewing for ages.
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I said to my wife: “If I die before you, I want you to promise that you will marry Ernie from up the pub!”
She said: “I thought you hated him”
I said: “I do!”
She said: “I thought you hated him”
I said: “I do!”
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Probably a Typhoo……n…….HarryTom wrote: ↑Thu Oct 06, 2022 4:17 pmI won't say the obvious , Just a storm in a teacup. ooops, just did !Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Thu Oct 06, 2022 11:53 am I was in a cafe today and two waitresses had a massive row over how long to leave a teabag in the cup and it got so bad it ended up in violence.
I asked the manager what had happened and he told me it had been brewing for ages.
