STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Anon E Mouse]

I’ve written a book on how to use sandpaper.

It’s a rough guide.

[Anon E Mouse]

I went into the newsagents and asked the guy for a Twirl and a Boost…

He span round and said “You look fantastic, have you lost weight ?”

[Anon E Mouse]

Just found out who's been stealing my beetroot, I caught them red handed...

[Fuggletim]

Wow! I have just been listening to a huge angry green man who was backing up his arguments following researching peer reviewed research!

He was obviously the credible hulk…..

[Anon E Mouse]

There's a documentary on the TV tonight about Erectile dysfunction...

It's on pretty late so I don't think I'll be able to stay up for it!

[Fuggletim]

Saw a bloke wearing full camouflage. Told him he should go and get a refund as it obviously hadn’t worked……

[Anon E Mouse]

Locked myself out of my car today. My mate unlocked it by rubbing his leg against the door…

Luckily he was wearing his Khaki trousers!

[Fuggletim]

I installed a skylight in my flat over the weekend. The people upstairs seem a bit miffed about it…..

[Anon E Mouse]

Had the shits for 4 weeks now. Went to the doctors today and he told me not to worry and that they go back to school in two weeks!

[Anon E Mouse]

In the bible, Samson was a tough man but his father Samsonite was a real hard case...

[Fuggletim]

I took part in an equestrian event which involved successfully riding through a field full of poppies. Anyway, I need to get off my high horse…….

[Anon E Mouse]

I would like to congratulate my niece on passing her mouth organ A-Level music exam.

Well done our Monica.

[Richard Petty]

If you didn't get the A-Level grades you needed today, don't worry…

Just remember that I like fries with my burger!

[Richard Petty]

It only takes a second to show someone how you feel about them…

The police call it indecent exposure, but whatever!

[Richard Petty]

When women get to a certain age they start accumulating cats…

This is known as the many paws!