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Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 5:31 pm

I've just offered my next door neighbour £20 to try out her new stair lift…

I really think she is going to take me up on it!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 5:34 pm

How do you tell what gender an ant is?

Put it in water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats it's buoyant!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Jul 15, 2022 5:34 pm

Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond, but by the end you'll wish you had a club and a spade!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Jul 16, 2022 9:08 am

Once upon a time there was a King who was only 12 inches tall.

He was a terrible King but he made a great ruler...

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sat Jul 16, 2022 10:25 am

Got a part time job in Costa Coffee. It doesn’t pay much, but the “percs” are good……

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sun Jul 17, 2022 3:49 pm

Why do so many people not have have an email address? Answers on a postcard please….

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Jul 19, 2022 11:50 am

I recently took a pole and 100% of the people in the tent were annoyed...

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Jul 19, 2022 7:52 pm

Just been trampled on by a herd of cows.
No serious injuries only grazing.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed Jul 20, 2022 7:37 am

It’s so hot outside I thought I’d ask my 90 year old neighbour if she needed anything from the shops. Turns out she did! So I gave her my list too - no point us both going out in this heatwave

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Wed Jul 20, 2022 3:10 pm

Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Wed Jul 20, 2022 7:37 am It’s so hot outside I thought I’d ask my 90 year old neighbour if she needed anything from the shops. Turns out she did! So I gave her my list too - no point us both going out in this heatwave

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Jul 21, 2022 9:19 am

I went Speed Dating once,

"Have you got any pets?", one girl asked.

"Yeah, a goldfish"

"Any hobbies?", she said

"Yes", he loves swimming.."

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Thu Jul 21, 2022 5:16 pm

I love one liners! The Monorail system in Wuppertal in Germany is my favourite!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Jul 21, 2022 7:15 pm

I saw Michael J Fox at the garden centre earlier.

He had his back to the fuchsias…

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Thu Jul 21, 2022 9:50 pm

When they finishing shooting TV commercials for Mexican food, does the director say “It’s a wrap!”

Chalkie · Post by **Chalkie** » Fri Jul 22, 2022 8:48 am

HEATWAVE LATEST...
... Councils across the UK rejoice after melting roads begin to fill in their own potholes.

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