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I really got into American soft rock group after they released “Africa”, so I called up their fan club! They told me to hold the line…….
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John Lennon sadly quickly discovered “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” was never really a winning gambit in Cluedo……
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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

Boris Johnson appoints Prince Andrew as Education Secretary!
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Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Wed Jul 06, 2022 9:59 pm 🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

Boris Johnson appoints Prince Andrew as Education Secretary!
This is not a joke as such but really funny. I was watching the BBC news earlier this evening and they were at Downing Street watching for cabinet ministers to come out of No10.

The door opened and it was the Downing Street cat (Larry) being let out. One of the other reporters could clearly be heard shouting out "Larry, have you resigned" brilliant 😂😂😂
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time
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Richard Petty wrote: ↑Wed Jul 06, 2022 10:18 pm
Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Wed Jul 06, 2022 9:59 pm 🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

Boris Johnson appoints Prince Andrew as Education Secretary!
This is not a joke as such but really funny. I was watching the BBC news earlier this evening and they were at Downing Street watching for cabinet ministers to come out of No10.

The door opened and it was the Downing Street cat (Larry) being let out. One of the other reporters could clearly be heard shouting out "Larry, have you resigned" brilliant 😂😂😂
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I like making puns about ancient Greek gods and I never apollogise about it…
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Why is Boris Johnson like April?

He didn’t last as long as May.
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Just started reading a book called “Swimming The English Channel” by Francis Near…
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I have been teaching my iguana to do magic tricks! He has turned out to be a bit of a wizard at them…..
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Easyjets CEO has left the company amid more travel chaos at airports. An Easyjet statement said he should have left last week but his departure was delayed.
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Did you know that AA Milne, the creator of Winnie the Pooh, had a smaller brother called AAA Milne...
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A bloke in hospital is recovering from laser eye surgery.

The surgeon comes in and asks if he wants the good news or the bad news first.

The bloke excitedly asks for the good news.

The surgeon says, "Well, you are about to get a new dog!"
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The majority of archaeologists are women, due to their natural ability to dig up the past.
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy ****....What a ride!"
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My wife was bitten by a radioactive owl last week and now she's making all my decisions for me. She's been given power of a tawny.
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Chalkie wrote: ↑Tue Jul 12, 2022 2:59 pm The majority of archaeologists are women, due to their natural ability to dig up the past.
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