STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Anon E Mouse]

I was in the Aldershot Drive Thru McDonalds today when mascot “Ronald McDonald” showed up!

In conversation I asked if he liked Clown films? He said “Yes; I’m loving IT!”

I thought they were only shown at Burger Stephen King

[Fuggletim]

I was in the Aldershot Drive Thru McDonalds today when mascot “Ronald McDonald” showed up!

In conversation I asked if he liked Clown films? He said “Yes; I’m loving IT!”

I thought they were only shown at Burger Stephen King

That’s really good!

[Fuggletim]

My Doctor told me to give up coffee and start drinking orange juice. After a while I felt better and my Doctor said it was probably due to the the Vitamin C in the juice. I think it was the Smirnoff in it myself….

[Chalkie]

Wife: Being in a relationship means solving problems together.

Me: Problems I wouldn't have if I was single!

[Anon E Mouse]

Mountains aren't just funny...

They are hill areas.

[Richard Petty]

I got sacked from the Salvation Army soup kitchen yesterday…

All I said was, "Hurry up for for goodness sake, some of us have got homes to go to!"

[Richard Petty]

Our neighbour's dog pooed in our garden, so the missus told me to get a shovel and throw it over the fence...

I don't see what that solved, we've still got dog poo in our garden and the neighbours now have our shovel!

[Anon E Mouse]

My mate told me that he failed his exam in Aboriginal music.
I said didja redo it ?

[Anon E Mouse]

I've just had a letter from a herb and spice company, saying that I owe them £100...

If I don't pay within a week, they're sending the bay leafs round!

[Chalkie]

My wife has left me for another man.
All that lies ahead is a miserable pointless life.

And while he's going through all that, I'll be in the pub every night with my mates.

[shots1965]

A guy goes to a nightclub
The bouncer says .. You’ve had too many
The guy says too many drinks?

No, Too many birthdays

[Aldershot Gas]

I told my wife I'd heard the postman had slept with every woman on the street, except for one.
She said: 'I bet it's that stuck-up bitch at no. 17'

[Anon E Mouse]

Have you noticed how many Formula One drivers have names linked to Scottish towns?
Stirling Moss.
Lewis Hamilton.
Eddie Irvine.
Ayr Town centre...

[Fuggletim]

I’ve never had great expectations for my children. However we do have a complete set of Dicken’s other books….

[Anon E Mouse]

I’ve never had great expectations for my children. However we do have a complete set of Dicken’s other books….

We can't afford the set of Dickens Books as we have fallen on Hard Times