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My local bakery thought they could improve their profit if they spent less electricity on the ovens and take the bread out early.

It didn't work and was a bit of a half baked idea I thought.
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Well we may have an abysmal football club, we we do have the best jokes thread!

I got sacked from my job as an Optician because I kept on singing YMCA. Apparently I wasn't supposed to help people with the letter charts during their eye tests!
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Fuggletim wrote: ↑Sun Mar 20, 2022 12:33 pm Well we may have an abysmal football club, we we do have the best jokes thread!

I got sacked from my job as an Optician because I kept on singing YMCA. Apparently I wasn't supposed to help people with the letter charts during their eye tests!
Let's face it if you don't have a sense of humour you really shouldn't be a Shots Fan.

My new car runs on fish oil…

It’s turbot-charged.
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I phoned the ‘Cannabis Helpline Service’, it said ‘For more information press the hash key’…
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Went to the hairdressers and asked for a ‘Beach Boys’ style.

The girl at the front desk said ‘I’ll need to book you in with our barber, Anne...’
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Took Pumba,Timon, Simba and Nala to a restaurant last night. Neither Simba or Nala had any money, so I ended up paying the lion's share....
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One for DP.

The key to a good postman joke is the delivery…
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Sometimes, someone comes out of nowhere in your life who makes your heart race and changes what you do forever. The Police have that effect.....
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I have to say that the urge for me to sing 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight' is always just a whim away.....
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wtf is an acronym?
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Here's a question for all the mind readers out there.....
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I just got into a fight with 1,3,5 and 7!!

The odds were against me....
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Quit my job today at the helium factory, I'm not being spoken to like that!
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If you ever lock yourself out of the house, just speak directly to the door knob. Communication is the key!
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Are toadstools what a frog leaves after taking a stool softener?
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