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I'm not a big fan of stairs. They're always up to something.
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Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable......
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The three stages of a marriage:
1) Engagement ring
2 Wedding ring
3) Suffer ring
1) Engagement ring
2 Wedding ring
3) Suffer ring
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I went to the Natural History Museum and asked how old the T-Rex skeleton was.
The curator said, "66 million and seven years old."
I said, "How can you be so accurate?"
He replied, "When I started working here they told me it was 66 million years old and I've been here for 7 years."
The curator said, "66 million and seven years old."
I said, "How can you be so accurate?"
He replied, "When I started working here they told me it was 66 million years old and I've been here for 7 years."
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A bloke down the pub told me the increase in fuel prices doesn't affect him because he only ever sticks 20 quid in!
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Did you here about the celebrity that wrote his autobiography then glued himself to it?
That's his story and he is sticking too it!
That's his story and he is sticking too it!
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Next week is diarhorea awareness week.
It runs until Friday!........
It runs until Friday!........
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When I'm bored I phone Best Western Hotels and when they answer "Best Western" I say "True Grit with John Wayne"
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If there was a pound for every time myself and my other half had argued about spending money unnecessarily, I expect she would have bought another pair of shoes by now!
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Got some fuel earlier and the bloke on pump 3 put £10 in. Where the hell is he driving to? Pump 4?
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Just bought one of those 3D printers
DDD
It's a bit rubbish.
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It's a bit rubbish.
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I’ve been invited to a hair-washing party...
I can’t think of an excuse not to go?!
I can’t think of an excuse not to go?!
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I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling jokes...
I turned to a local tribesman and said “That lizards really funny!”
The tribesman replied, “That’s not a lizard...
He’s a stand up chameleon...”
I turned to a local tribesman and said “That lizards really funny!”
The tribesman replied, “That’s not a lizard...
He’s a stand up chameleon...”
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I was in the hospital today and when I was walking down one of the corridors I heard a lot of voices singing "Auld Lang Syne."
Apparently it was the Burns unit......
Apparently it was the Burns unit......
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down........