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I'm not a big fan of stairs. They're always up to something.
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Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable......
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The three stages of a marriage:

1) Engagement ring
2 Wedding ring
3) Suffer ring
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I went to the Natural History Museum and asked how old the T-Rex skeleton was.

The curator said, "66 million and seven years old."

I said, "How can you be so accurate?"

He replied, "When I started working here they told me it was 66 million years old and I've been here for 7 years."
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A bloke down the pub told me the increase in fuel prices doesn't affect him because he only ever sticks 20 quid in!
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Did you here about the celebrity that wrote his autobiography then glued himself to it?

That's his story and he is sticking too it!
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Next week is diarhorea awareness week.

It runs until Friday!........
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When I'm bored I phone Best Western Hotels and when they answer "Best Western" I say "True Grit with John Wayne"
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If there was a pound for every time myself and my other half had argued about spending money unnecessarily, I expect she would have bought another pair of shoes by now!
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Got some fuel earlier and the bloke on pump 3 put £10 in. Where the hell is he driving to? Pump 4?
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Just bought one of those 3D printers

DDD

It's a bit rubbish.
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I’ve been invited to a hair-washing party...

I can’t think of an excuse not to go?!
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I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling jokes...

I turned to a local tribesman and said “That lizards really funny!”

The tribesman replied, “That’s not a lizard...

He’s a stand up chameleon...”
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I was in the hospital today and when I was walking down one of the corridors I heard a lot of voices singing "Auld Lang Syne."

Apparently it was the Burns unit......
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down........

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