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Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 5:05 pm

Just had an NHS leaflet through the door saying that it's ok to have sex at 80.

I am really chuffed as I live at number 76 and the woman at number 80 is a real looker and being so close means I won't have far to walk home afterwards.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 9:24 pm

Good Grief Richard! I thought you were respecatable!

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 9:28 pm

Fuggletim wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 9:24 pm Good Grief Richard! I thought you were respecatable!

Unlike the woman at No 80

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Fri Sep 08, 2023 11:23 pm

Actually going on from this, my Divorce Lawyer told me I needed to get my affairs in order!

I don’t know if he meant age wise or chronologically….

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Sat Sep 09, 2023 12:01 am

Fuggletim wrote: ↑Fri Sep 08, 2023 11:23 pm Actually going on from this, my Divorce Lawyer told me I needed to get my affairs in order!

I don’t know if he meant age wise or chronologically….

That's one I will use

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Mon Sep 11, 2023 8:24 am

“Lucy in the sky with diamonds!” John Lennon never did quite the hang of Cluedo……

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Sep 14, 2023 8:07 am

Welcome to the Plastic Surgery Addicts group...

I see a lot of new faces here today!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Sep 14, 2023 9:12 am

My bedside lamp turned into a butterfly this morning. Last time I buy a cheap larva lamp.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Sep 14, 2023 5:34 pm

A lorry carrying incontinence pants has shed its load on the motorway. Police are warning of long delays due to rubberknickers!

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Thu Sep 14, 2023 9:25 pm

I said to my mate the other day, that I couldn’t see Wolves beating Liverpool on Saturday lunchtime. He asked me why, and I told him I had cancelled my Sky subscription…..

Chalkie · Post by **Chalkie** » Sun Sep 17, 2023 6:19 pm

I was once a man trapped in a woman's body.

Then I was born.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sun Sep 17, 2023 7:05 pm

I lost over 2KG this week. I have got to say those sniffer dogs at Gatwick are really good…

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Sep 21, 2023 1:34 pm

Apparently a distant cousin has left me an expensive watch in his will…

I hope it isn't a wind up!

Chalkie · Post by **Chalkie** » Fri Sep 22, 2023 4:06 pm

Glass Coffins.....

Will they be popular?

Remains to be seen........

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Fri Sep 22, 2023 6:13 pm

If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat, don't open it...

It's spam!

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