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My boss rang me this morning and said where are you "I'm on the train heading to the south coast now." I replied

"What?" he answered, sounding a bit annoyed. "Your supposed to be in the office this morning! What are you doing on a train?"

"Well" I said, "You're the one who told me you wanted me in Brighton early this morning!"
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Richard Petty wrote: Wed Jul 26, 2023 5:58 pm My boss rang me this morning and said where are you "I'm on the train heading to the south coast now." I replied

"What?" he answered, sounding a bit annoyed. "Your supposed to be in the office this morning! What are you doing on a train?"

"Well" I said, "You're the one who told me you wanted me in Brighton early this morning!"
Very good Richard
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Richard Petty wrote: Wed Jul 26, 2023 5:46 pm How many Psychotherapists does it take to change a light bulb

Just the one but the light bulb has to want to change
I got a dozen people to help me change my light bulb. To me, it kind of proved the philosophical point that many hands make light work……
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Fuggletim wrote: Wed Jul 26, 2023 9:00 pm
Richard Petty wrote: Wed Jul 26, 2023 5:46 pm How many Psychotherapists does it take to change a light bulb

Just the one but the light bulb has to want to change
I got a dozen people to help me change my light bulb. To me, it kind of proved the philosophical point that many hands make light work……
:lol:
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I went into a shop the other day which had a sign outside saying “Assistance Dogs Welcome.”

The Labrador inside was very polite and showed me where the off licence was without any hesitation….
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I was walking down the road this morning and first got hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a piano…

I think it was an orchestrated attack!
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Don’t worry! The Police will “Conduct” an investigation!
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Anon E Mouse wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 10:51 am I was walking down the road this morning and first got hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a piano…

I think it was an orchestrated attack!
I could tell you about when the same thing happened to me but I don't want to "Harp" on about it
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That Oppenheimer film seems really popular I bet it'll make a bomb
Everybody has a plan until you smack them in the mouth
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And in a motoring first, a Japanese car manufacturer has brought out a new electric car that you don’t need to plug in to charge! It’s called the Honda Accordless……..
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Fuggletim wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 10:35 pm And in a motoring first, a Japanese car manufacturer has brought out a new electric car that you don’t need to plug in to charge! It’s called the Honda Accordless……..
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I really like that one 👍
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Richard Petty wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 12:15 am
Fuggletim wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 10:35 pm And in a motoring first, a Japanese car manufacturer has brought out a new electric car that you don’t need to plug in to charge! It’s called the Honda Accordless……..
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I really like that one 👍
😀 Reminds me of when I went to Halfords in Farnham several years ago wanting a replacement headlight bulb for the Honda CRV I had at the time. The assistant said: “Headlight bulb for a Honda CRV; how do you spell CRV?”
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Fuggletim wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 6:31 am
Richard Petty wrote: Tue Aug 01, 2023 12:15 am
Fuggletim wrote: Mon Jul 31, 2023 10:35 pm And in a motoring first, a Japanese car manufacturer has brought out a new electric car that you don’t need to plug in to charge! It’s called the Honda Accordless……..
:lol: :lol:

I really like that one 👍
😀 Reminds me of when I went to Halfords in Farnham several years ago wanting a replacement headlight bulb for the Honda CRV I had at the time. The assistant said: “Headlight bulb for a Honda CRV; how do you spell CRV?”
:lol:
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Have you ever noticed that when you lose the remote, you lose trust in everyone?

"Are you sitting on the remote?"
"No"
"Stand up"
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What do Gingers miss most at a great party....the invitation

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