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I've just finished reading a brilliant book called, 'How to avoid getting ripped off'.

Best £100 I ever spent!
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I was thinking about getting a telescope. It’s definitely something I want to look into!
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Friend of mine is a nervous sky diver. Hugo First.
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They say the camera added ten pounds, so I've started taking pictures of my wallet
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I used to train people in scuba diving but have now moved on to snorkeling. Its a tank less task.
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I used to drink pretty heavily when I worked at Timpsons.
Even the keys were coming out half cut
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I used to date an air stewardess from Helsinki.

I dropped her off at work one day and she just vanished into Finnair.
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I knew a fishmonger who was a Satanist. It all started when he sold his sole to the Devil…..
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I failed my first driving test when I was asked what sort of sign I may see along a narrow country lane. Apparently “Fresh Eggs for Sale” wasn’t the right answer.
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I was walking past a prison the other day when I saw a rope come over the prison wall. Within minutes a dwarf followed and began abseiling down the rope.
I thought to myself, "that's a little condescending"
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My son didn't cope well with going to jail.

He refused to eat or drink anything. He swore at everyone and covered his room with his own excrement...

After that we never played Monopoly again!
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I have decided that from the start of next week I am going to dress as a different kind of bread every day...

Roll on Monday!
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Anyone got an owners manual for a wife?

Mines giving off a terrible whining noise!
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I'm currently playing Scrabble with Midge Ure and I've only got 4 letters left.

They mean nothing to me.

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Anon E Mouse wrote: Tue Jul 11, 2023 6:42 am I'm currently playing Scrabble with Midge Ure and I've only got 4 letters left.

They mean nothing to me.

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Will be honest, this is my favourite one yet! Haven't stopped laughing for a good 10 minutes now!

Thank You

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