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Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sun Nov 20, 2022 5:25 pm

My sex life is like a Ferrari...

I don't have a Ferrari!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sun Nov 20, 2022 6:38 pm

I put my hair in a bun yesterday.

That’s why I no longer work at Greggs.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Mon Nov 21, 2022 8:28 am

My co-worker let out an absolutely horrific fart! It was so bad I had to open the window, which is a bit concerning as we are both Pilots for British Airways….

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed Nov 23, 2022 8:00 am

I got knocked off my bike by a council lorry preparing the road for cold weather.

"Why don't you look where you're going!" I shouted through gritted teeth...

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed Nov 23, 2022 10:16 am

I met a Dalek in the pub who claimed he was from Devon so I asked him “Whereabouts in Devon are you from mate ?”

He replied “EXETER MATE! EXETER MATE!”

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Wed Nov 23, 2022 5:40 pm

I decided to book a short break at a hotel, so I called them up and the receptionist answered and said “Best Western?”

I told her “The Magnificent Seven”…….

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Nov 24, 2022 12:56 pm

To start a zoo, you need at least two pandas, a grizzly and three polars.

That’s the bear minimum.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Nov 24, 2022 7:22 pm

Come into the bedroom and I'll show you a good time," I said to the wife.

When she came up I showed her pictures of me and my mates before I met her!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Nov 24, 2022 7:27 pm

One for the older viewer. ...

I was arrested yesterday after my neighbours complained about me playing Englebert Humperdinck records all night...

Police released me, let me go!

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Thu Nov 24, 2022 10:31 pm

I bought a secondhand Volkswagen Polo. It was in mint condition…..

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Fri Nov 25, 2022 9:55 am

*BREAKING NEWS*

Rain expected in Qatar today.
FIFA are cancelling all World Cup matches in case there's a rainbow.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Nov 25, 2022 12:26 pm

Our local dentist is doing half price teeth cleaning today…

It’s Plaque Friday!

Terry Owens · Post by **Terry Owens** » Fri Nov 25, 2022 3:10 pm

I just took a leaflet out of my letterbox, informing me that I can have sex at 62! . . . I`m so very happy, because I live at 74 . . . so it`s not far to walk
home afterwards!!!!!

Yorkieshot · Post by **Yorkieshot** » Fri Nov 25, 2022 4:13 pm

What do you get if you cross human DNA with goat DNA ?........Banned from the zoo...

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Nov 25, 2022 4:41 pm

My mate used to be addicted to flashing his backside in public...

But that was many moons ago.

ShotsWeb

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