STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Fuggletim]

How about this one?

At 4 it’s Jeffries

At 3 it’s Blair,

At 2 it’s Ritchie

And at 1 it’s Messi!

Yes, it’s the “Lionel” countdown!

[Anon E Mouse]

The first time I got a universal remote
control I thought to myself, “This
changes everything"

[beechcroft]

My Girlfriend said i had the biggest penis she had ever seen, turns out she was just pulling my leg !

[Fuggletim]

I was trying to find some jokes about aliens. They are out there somewhere……

[Anon E Mouse]

BREAKING NEWS. Aldershot are in talks with a billionaire sheikh from the middle East. They are discussing a multi million pound investment to get the club back up the table. Sheikh Anvack has promised to put the freshness back.

[Fuggletim]

Not quite sure what is wrong with my relationship with my other half. She reckons I don’t listen, or some crap like that…….

[Anon E Mouse]

BREAKING: The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister of Sweden.

The first thing he'll do is to assemble his cabinet.

[Fuggletim]

I see Philip Glass has written a new opera about aliens! It’s called Aria 51……