STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Chalkie]

Anyone know what time International Woman's Day finishes?

I'm starving.

[Fuggletim]

I know it’s March, but I got visited by the “Ghost of Christmas Past” today. My Visa card statement arrived in the post……..

[Anon E Mouse]

Sad news today.
H from 'Steps' has been admitted to the hospital after a helicopter landed on him.

[Fuggletim]

I always thought my drink problem was hereditary, but I discovered my Mum used to put cheap Australian lager in my bottle when I was a baby. I realised then that I was Fostered……

[Anon E Mouse]

I took the dog for a walk and fancied a pint.
The pub had a sign, 'Guide Dogs Only'
So I put my shades on and walked in.
' Sorry, no dogs, guide dogs only'
I replied, 'It is a guide dog'
'guide dogs are usually Labradors'
I felt down and said, 'What have they given me.?'

[Fuggletim]

I heard that Albert Einstein had once considered a career in rap music. He was going to perform as MC Squared……

[Anon E Mouse]

I've just bought a Humpty Dumpty toy from Aldi. It's brilliant…

It comes with Aldi Kings horses and Aldi Kings men!

[Fuggletim]

Had to get a new pair of glasses, but when I went to get them I went to the wrong opticians by mistake. Should have gone to Specsavers……

[Anon E Mouse]

Poop jokes aren't my favourite kind of joke.

But they are a solid #2.

[Fuggletim]

Having a conversation with your other half is like reading the terms and conditions of a new service contract. Eventually you just get up and say “I agree!”

[Anon E Mouse]

Well after 5 years of being the president of my local stilt walking club, I'm finally stepping down!

[Fuggletim]

It’s a little known fact that “The Beatles” recorded a song as a follow up to “Paperback Writer” about a cartographer, but unfortunately it didn’t chart…….