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A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant.

"Did you smell that food?" she asked, "It smells absolutely incredible!"

Being a kind-hearted Scotsman, he thought "What the hell, I'll treat her!"

So, they walked past it again!
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Chalkie wrote: Thu Jan 25, 2024 10:44 pm A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant.

"Did you smell that food?" she asked, "It smells absolutely incredible!"

Being a kind-hearted Scotsman, he thought "What the hell, I'll treat her!"

So, they walked past it again!
Very good. :lol:
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And in our court round up today, we hear about the man who stole 50 x tins of Gold paint from B&Q being found gilty………..
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I’ve trained my dog to go and fetch me a bottle of wine.

He’s a Bordeaux collie.
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That's the last time I give Blood. Too many stupid questions.
Who's blood is it ?
Where did you get it from ?
Why did you bring it in a bucket ?
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For those who don't want Alexa listening in on your conversations…

They’re making a male version... it doesn't listen to anything.
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My dog eat my stick of garlic bread yesterday! His bark is definitely worse than his bite…..
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What do you call a reluctant potato?

A hesitater.
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Anon E Mouse wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 5:19 pm What do you call a reluctant potato?

A hesitater.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I was in Rome and saw the Spanish Steps! Not really the best tribute band I’ve ever seen…..
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Fuggletim wrote: Mon Feb 19, 2024 10:13 pm I was in Rome and saw the Spanish Steps! Not really the best tribute band I’ve ever seen…..
:lol: :lol: :lol:

That's two really good jokes on here today 😀
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My mate has a bad stutter and by the time he told us his nanna had died, we were all singing Hey Jude
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I phoned the boss this morning "I'm on the train heading for the South Coast "
"What ? He sounded a bit annoyed.
"It's 5 o'clock in the morning, what are you doing on a train"?
"You tell me I replied" "You're the one that told me to be in Brighton early in the morning"
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My chippy still wrap up meals in newspaper.
Yesterday I got a Plaice in the Sun.
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Sonny and Cher were playing Scrabble. At a critical moment, Sonny picked a new letter and Cher said to him “What do you have?”

He replied : “I got U babe….!”

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