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What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time
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Why does Santa's garden have three flower beds ? So he can “ho ho ho”
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time
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I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas…
"Nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace.” she replied.
So I bought her nothing.
"Nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace.” she replied.
So I bought her nothing.
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My other half goes out with her Driving Instructor at least 3 x times a week. Not sure why, as she passed her test in 1996……
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I have been going to a fortune teller for the last 5 years but all she ever tells me is that its going to be a cold winter, turns out when she went to buy her crystal ball she was sold a Snowglobe by mistake
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time
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My friend Jack claims he can communicate with vegetables.
Jack and the beans talk!
Jack and the beans talk!
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In a society of Crows, is every unsolved crime a murder mystery?
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What does someone with diarrhoea have in common with the owner of an electric car?
They both hope they will make it home........
They both hope they will make it home........
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You know when someone in front of you waves and you wonder if they are waving to you, or someone behind you? Well anyway, I am not a Lifeguard any more at the swimming pool……
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I was in a taxi last night and the taxi driver said "I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do......"
Then I said, "TURN LEFT"
Then I said, "TURN LEFT"
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy ****....What a ride!"
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I had a teacher friend who was crossed-eyed. Unfortunately she lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils.
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Did you know that England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool?
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I was having a real problem getting my iPad to link with my PC. So, I changed its name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
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I was congratulated on my 2023 Christmas dinner and people already want the recipe for how I did the turkey for 2024I have already sent them an email; it’s a cut and baste job……