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Harlow Massive · Post by **Harlow Massive** » Wed Dec 20, 2023 2:45 pm

Im going to have to return the camouflage jacket I bought last week...

I just can’t see myself wearing it.......

Harlow Massive · Post by **Harlow Massive** » Wed Dec 20, 2023 2:46 pm

I was in London the other day when a tourist came up to me and said, "Do you know the best way to Selfridges?"

I said, "advertising on Facebook, or failing that, eBay!

beechcroft · Post by **beechcroft** » Wed Dec 20, 2023 3:04 pm

And repeat

Harlow Massive · Post by **Harlow Massive** » Wed Dec 20, 2023 3:37 pm

beechcroft wrote: ↑Wed Dec 20, 2023 3:04 pm And repeat

My apologies, I got them off another website............

Post by **Birdman** » Wed Dec 20, 2023 3:40 pm

I’m sure that we’re all looking forward to the Christmas cracker jokes on and after Christmas Day.

Harlow Massive · Post by **Harlow Massive** » Wed Dec 20, 2023 4:28 pm

Birdman wrote: ↑Wed Dec 20, 2023 3:40 pm I’m sure that we’re all looking forward to the Christmas cracker jokes on and after Christmas Day.

As my mate says, they will drive you crackers.........

WTF · Post by **WTF** » Fri Dec 22, 2023 1:51 pm

It used to be a Christmas tradition for the whole family to go down the pub, come home after a few hours and deck the halls.To be honest I'm surprised The Halls stayed living next door for as long as they did!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Dec 22, 2023 1:53 pm

Bloke just rang me & said, “I’m the dandy highway man who you’re too scared to mention. I spend my cash on looking flash & grabbing your attention.”

I tried to tell him he had the wrong number but he was adamant…

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Fri Dec 22, 2023 1:58 pm

Sad news, Santa and his wife have had their house sale fall through, apparently the buyers didn't like the Clauses in the contract

WTF · Post by **WTF** » Fri Dec 22, 2023 4:51 pm

Don't forget to get enough food for 27 days as the shops will be shut for 12 hours over Christmas!...........

Harlow Massive · Post by **Harlow Massive** » Sun Dec 24, 2023 8:55 am

Two Cannibals were eating a Clown and one says to the other, "does this taste funny to you?"

Harlow Massive · Post by **Harlow Massive** » Sun Dec 24, 2023 8:56 am

I saw Diana Ross trying to push in the que at Tesco's and I said "You can't hurry love, you'll just have to wait!"

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Mon Dec 25, 2023 9:46 am

In in breaking news, Ebenezer Scrooge has waded into the controversy of video assisted refereeing and issued the following statement:

“VAR Humbug.”

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Mon Dec 25, 2023 9:54 am

Fuggletim wrote: ↑Mon Dec 25, 2023 9:46 am In in breaking news, Ebenezer Scrooge has waded into the controversy of video assisted refereeing and issued the following statement:

“VAR Humbug.”

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Mon Dec 25, 2023 9:58 am

What happens if you eat Christmas decorations? You get tinsel-it is.

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