STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Anon E Mouse]

Did you know that if you have a breakdown in an electric car you can still use the AA…

However if it's a small electric car you have to use the AAA.

[Fuggletim]

“One man’s trash is another man’s treasure” is a great saying, but not a good way to find out you were adopted…..

[Anon E Mouse]

Due to a water shortage our local swimming pool will be closing lanes 7 and 8. Apologies for any inconvenience.

[Anon E Mouse]

I’ve trained my dog to go and fetch me a bottle of wine.

He’s a Bordeaux collie.

[Fuggletim]

I got a job at a timber merchant checking daily,weekly, monthly and annual sales data. I had to go through the logs ever day!

[Anon E Mouse]

Went for a run this morning but had to turn back after two minutes because I had forgotten something…

Forgot I was a fat git who can't run!

[Fuggletim]

I have figured out why wasps are so weird! They are in sects!

[Anon E Mouse]

I dreamt last night that I was swimming in an ocean full of orange soda. Then I woke up…

…and realized it was just a Fanta sea.

[Fuggletim]

I came second in a star naming competition, but I won a constellation prize….

[Calling the shots]

I came across this homeless bloke the other day. He was sat on the floor with a guitar, singing "Take a look at my girlfriend"

I said, "That's Supertramp."

[Richard Petty]

There has been a recent spate of thefts of Amazon parcels…

The good news is Police say they have a Prime suspect!

[Anon E Mouse]

Bloke 1 - It was cold last night
Bloke 2 - Yes it was minus 7
Bloke 1- minus 7 ??
Bloke 2 - Snow White slept on her own

[Anon E Mouse]

Bloke 1 - Not feeling Happy at the moment
Bloke 2 - Which one are you feeling now then ?

[Fuggletim]

There was a bloke getting aggressive in the pub last night because no-one was putting on any 80’s classics. Fortunately when the Police came, he calmed down….

[Anon E Mouse]

Sometimes I wake up Grumpy.
Sometimes I let her sleep in