STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Anon E Mouse]

I hate it when you're on the toilet and you notice there is no toilet paper left.

Then you have to walk with your trousers round your ankles to get another roll…

Anyway, I'm nearly at the Asda now!

[Fuggletim]

I applied for a job as a baker. The interview involved a lot of roll play…….

[Richard Petty]

I applied for a job as a baker. The interview involved a lot of roll play…….

What was the pay like, did they offer enough dough

[Fuggletim]

I applied for a job as a baker. The interview involved a lot of roll play…….

What was the pay like, did they offer enough dough

It’s ok, but it’s scone before you know it…..

[Richard Petty]

A member of staff was seriously injured at the Nestle factory today when a pallet of chocolate bars fell more than 50 feet and crushed him underneath...

He tried in vain to attract attention but every time he shouted "The milky bars are on me" everyone cheered

[Richard Petty]

Does anybody remember the good old days before Twitter, Facebook and Instagram when we used to take a picture of our dinner, take the roll of film to get developed and go around our friends houses to show them?

No?

Me neither, so stop it!

[redandbluescb]

woeking.

[Fuggletim]

I threw my dog a ball the other day! He did look quite smart in his tuxedo…..

[Graham Stovold]

A young woman gives birth to twins ( a boy and a girl).

The doctor comes to see her to say that her brother had called to suggest names for the children.

"Not that stupid guy" says the woman "but go on what did he want to call the girl?"

The doctor replied "Denise"

"Oh" she said "I quite like that, what did he suggest for the boy?"

"Denephew" replied the doctor

[Fuggletim]

Due to financial pressures, I have cancelled my holiday and have told my suitcases. I now have emotional baggage….

[Anon E Mouse]

Yesterday I changed a lightbulb, walked into a pub and crossed a road…

My whole life has become a joke!

[Anon E Mouse]

The Three Musketeers Football Club have had some good results this season…

4-1
4-1
4-1
4-1
4-1
4-1
4-4

[Fuggletim]

I lost my brand new iPhone the other day, and had no choice to buy another one at over £1000. I was quite upset, but when I got a message on it saying “I am here for you.” I cheered up and thanked the person for their concern and because I hadn’t uploaded my phone book, I asked who it was?

The Uber driver apparently……..

[Anon E Mouse]

I'm not buying any apples for my Halloween party this year…

That'll save me a bob or two!

[Anon E Mouse]

I would tell you about my dream involving a Lion, a Witch and a Wardrobe, but it’s Narnia business.