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Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Fri Sep 22, 2023 6:14 pm

I helped my neighbour this morning and she said to me, "I could marry you."

I couldn't believe it. You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return!

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Fri Sep 22, 2023 6:22 pm

Did you hear about the bloke that always got angry when he was out of bread for breakfast?

He was lack-toast intolerant!

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Fri Sep 22, 2023 6:26 pm

Ryanair have launched a fantastic upgrade scheme that's guaranteed to vastly improve your flight experience...

For just a few pounds more, passengers can book the same route on another airline!

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Fri Sep 22, 2023 9:01 pm

Bluebeard the Pirate’s obese parrot died after a long illness. Still, it was a weight off his shoulders…..

Chalkie · Post by **Chalkie** » Mon Sep 25, 2023 1:13 pm

They say cows are bad for the environment.
All they do is eat plants and fart.

kinda like vegans.

Harlow Massive · Post by **Harlow Massive** » Tue Sep 26, 2023 11:52 am

spam- It won't make you James Bond

But it will make you Roger Moore....

redandbluescb · Post by **redandbluescb** » Tue Sep 26, 2023 2:36 pm

Over 30 grand for Alfie Pavey.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Wed Sep 27, 2023 10:10 pm

I have always thought it was strange that “Flat Earthers” want to spread their beliefs around the World…..

frimley_greener · Post by **frimley_greener** » Thu Sep 28, 2023 7:07 am

You mean they want it to go global?

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Thu Sep 28, 2023 8:59 pm

The band I am in are fed up with me forgetting the lyrics and the guitarist has said he is going to hit me with the neck of his guitar. I took that as a fret……

Chalkie · Post by **Chalkie** » Thu Sep 28, 2023 9:21 pm

Fuggletim wrote: ↑Wed Sep 27, 2023 10:10 pm I have always thought it was strange that “Flat Earthers” want to spread their beliefs around the World…..

The earth is 71% water, that is uncarbonated.

So, technically flat.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Thu Sep 28, 2023 9:41 pm

Perhaps we have misinterpreted what they have been standing for all this time?

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Sep 28, 2023 9:57 pm

My wife said I’m putting on a lot of weight..

In my defence, I've had a lot on my plate recently..

Chalkie · Post by **Chalkie** » Fri Sep 29, 2023 1:12 am

Wife - How would you describe me?

Me - A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K

Wife - What does that mean?

Me - Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot

Wife - Aw. Thank you, but what about I,J,K?

Me - I'm Just Kidding!

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sun Oct 01, 2023 1:07 pm

I just scrapped my 1970 Electrolux fridge! It was a really cool model in its day!

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