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Just had an NHS leaflet through the door saying that it's ok to have sex at 80.

I am really chuffed as I live at number 76 and the woman at number 80 is a real looker and being so close means I won't have far to walk home afterwards.
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Good Grief Richard! I thought you were respecatable! 😂😂😂
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Fuggletim wrote: Fri Sep 08, 2023 9:24 pm Good Grief Richard! I thought you were respecatable! 😂😂😂
Unlike the woman at No 80 🤣🤣🤣
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Actually going on from this, my Divorce Lawyer told me I needed to get my affairs in order!

I don’t know if he meant age wise or chronologically….
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Fuggletim wrote: Fri Sep 08, 2023 11:23 pm Actually going on from this, my Divorce Lawyer told me I needed to get my affairs in order!

I don’t know if he meant age wise or chronologically….
🤣🤣🤣

That's one I will use 👍
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“Lucy in the sky with diamonds!” John Lennon never did quite the hang of Cluedo……
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Welcome to the Plastic Surgery Addicts group...

I see a lot of new faces here today!
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My bedside lamp turned into a butterfly this morning. Last time I buy a cheap larva lamp.
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A lorry carrying incontinence pants has shed its load on the motorway. Police are warning of long delays due to rubberknickers!
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I said to my mate the other day, that I couldn’t see Wolves beating Liverpool on Saturday lunchtime. He asked me why, and I told him I had cancelled my Sky subscription…..
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I was once a man trapped in a woman's body.

Then I was born.
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy ****....What a ride!"
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I lost over 2KG this week. I have got to say those sniffer dogs at Gatwick are really good…
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Apparently a distant cousin has left me an expensive watch in his will…

I hope it isn't a wind up!
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Glass Coffins.....

Will they be popular?

Remains to be seen........
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If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat, don't open it...

It's spam!
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