STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Fuggletim]

I think the mechanic at my local dealership has been in suspended animation somewhere! I asked him for a headlight bulb for my Honda and he asked what year it was!

[RedanRoadshot]

No such thing as a poisonous mushroom, just some that you can only eat once.

[shots1965]

Top 10 jokes of the 2023 Fringe


I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah - Lorna Rose Treen <1st

The most British thing I've ever heard? A lady who said 'Well I'm sorry, but I don't apologise.' - Liz Guterbock
Last year I had a great joke about inflation. But it's hardly worth it now - Amos Gill
When women gossip we get called bitchy; but when men do it's called a podcast - Sikisa
I thought I'd start off with a joke about The Titanic - just to break the ice - Masai Graham
How do coeliac Germans greet each other? Gluten tag - Frank Lavender
My friend got locked in a coffee place overnight. Now he only ever goes into Starbucks, not the rivals. He's Costa-phobic - Roger Swift
I entered the 'How not to surrender' competition and I won hands down - Bennett Arron
Nationwide must have looked pretty silly when they opened their first branch - William Stone
My grandma describes herself as being in her "twilight years" which I love because they're great films - Daniel Foxx

[Fuggletim]

I trod on someone’s foot in a darkened cinema yesterday when I was going to get some popcorn. When I returned, I said to the person had I trodden on their foot earlier, and got the angry reply that I had.

I said “Good!” I know I am back in the right seating row then! “

[RedanRoadshot]

The guy that invented a cure for heart burn has died. I can’t believe Gav has gone.

[Richard Petty]

The guy that invented a cure for heart burn has died. I can’t believe Gav has gone.

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I like that one

[Fuggletim]

Two Nuns were on Mastermind, but both scored equally but one had one pass! One of them was nun the wiser….

[Anon E Mouse]

I've started taking my kayak out on the lake. It's exhilarating…

I feel like canoe person!

[Fuggletim]

I just tried to rent an Alsatian! The contract had an awkward.claws in it, though…

[beechcroft]

First the good news...The Doctor said that i was going to have a diasease named after me !

[beechcroft]

A pair of cows were talking in a field and one say's ' have you heard about the mad cow's diasease that is going around "
Yea say's the other cow ' makes me glad i'm a Penguin !

[Fuggletim]

I got hit on the head by a load of falling books. Still I only have my shelf to blame….

[Graham Stovold]

I got arrested for stealing a kitchen utensil the other day..

It was a whisk I was willing to take .

[Graham Stovold]

Did you know that there are no canaries on the Canary Islands?

It's the same with the Virgin Islands - there are no canaries there either

[Graham Stovold]

I was speaking with a friend earlier. They've just had some bad news from their doctor. They said that their GP has just told them that they're colour blind. I asked "You didn't realise before?". He replied "No, it came completely out of the vellow"