STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Fuggletim]

My anger management counsellor has told me I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. Not sure what I am supposed to do with the letters to be honest…….

[Anon E Mouse]

The Prime minister wants everyone to learn maths until they're 18.

I finished studying maths at 16.

What difference would the extra three years have made?

[Anon E Mouse]

What's Abba's favourite meal? Chicken Tikka.

[Anon E Mouse]

I went to the gym this morning
wearing a Tottenham kit…

I couldn't lift anything!

[Anon E Mouse]

I asked my German friend if he knew the square root of 81.

He said no.

[Fuggletim]

I lost my map of South Korea’s capital city. I spent the whole week I was there Seoul searching…..

[Anon E Mouse]

I bought a new deodorant stick today, the instructions read "remove the lid and push up bottom."

I can hardly walk but when I fart the room smells lovely.

[Fuggletim]

The Roman Catholic Church has been looking at advertising to boost church attendance. The have a new mass marketing campaign…….

[Chalkie]

Just cost me £1 to put air in my tyres.

Used to be 20p.

Suppose that's inflation for you..

[Anon E Mouse]

Just been to Tescos with the wife and out of the blue she shouted 'What a lazy git you are'
I almost fell out of the trolley.

[Richard Petty]

My mate keeps buying more land in the Antarctic than he can afford…

He has buy polar disorder!

[Richard Petty]

When you have pet insurance, why don't you get a courtesy dog when you take yours to the vets?

[Richard Petty]

For his birthday, I got my son an alarm clock that swears at him instead of beeping…

He's in for a rude awakening!

[Fuggletim]

I was travelling up the A3 and saw a vehicle with “Zoom” written on it. I think it was an articulated lolly…….

[Anon E Mouse]

My son came home today with 2 armchairs and a sofa.
I said, how many times have a told you not to accept suites from strangers.