STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Richard Petty]

My boss rang me this morning and said where are you "I'm on the train heading to the south coast now." I replied

"What?" he answered, sounding a bit annoyed. "Your supposed to be in the office this morning! What are you doing on a train?"

"Well" I said, "You're the one who told me you wanted me in Brighton early this morning!"

[Yorkieshot]

My boss rang me this morning and said where are you "I'm on the train heading to the south coast now." I replied

"What?" he answered, sounding a bit annoyed. "Your supposed to be in the office this morning! What are you doing on a train?"

"Well" I said, "You're the one who told me you wanted me in Brighton early this morning!"

Very good Richard

[Fuggletim]

How many Psychotherapists does it take to change a light bulb

Just the one but the light bulb has to want to change

I got a dozen people to help me change my light bulb. To me, it kind of proved the philosophical point that many hands make light work……

[Richard Petty]

How many Psychotherapists does it take to change a light bulb

Just the one but the light bulb has to want to change

I got a dozen people to help me change my light bulb. To me, it kind of proved the philosophical point that many hands make light work……

[Fuggletim]

I went into a shop the other day which had a sign outside saying “Assistance Dogs Welcome.”

The Labrador inside was very polite and showed me where the off licence was without any hesitation….

[Anon E Mouse]

I was walking down the road this morning and first got hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a piano…

I think it was an orchestrated attack!

[Fuggletim]

Don’t worry! The Police will “Conduct” an investigation!

[Richard Petty]

I was walking down the road this morning and first got hit by a violin, then a clarinet and then a piano…

I think it was an orchestrated attack!

I could tell you about when the same thing happened to me but I don't want to "Harp" on about it

[80fc]

That Oppenheimer film seems really popular I bet it'll make a bomb

[Fuggletim]

And in a motoring first, a Japanese car manufacturer has brought out a new electric car that you don’t need to plug in to charge! It’s called the Honda Accordless……..

[Richard Petty]

And in a motoring first, a Japanese car manufacturer has brought out a new electric car that you don’t need to plug in to charge! It’s called the Honda Accordless……..

I really like that one

[Fuggletim]

And in a motoring first, a Japanese car manufacturer has brought out a new electric car that you don’t need to plug in to charge! It’s called the Honda Accordless……..

I really like that one

Reminds me of when I went to Halfords in Farnham several years ago wanting a replacement headlight bulb for the Honda CRV I had at the time. The assistant said: “Headlight bulb for a Honda CRV; how do you spell CRV?”

[Richard Petty]

And in a motoring first, a Japanese car manufacturer has brought out a new electric car that you don’t need to plug in to charge! It’s called the Honda Accordless……..

I really like that one

Reminds me of when I went to Halfords in Farnham several years ago wanting a replacement headlight bulb for the Honda CRV I had at the time. The assistant said: “Headlight bulb for a Honda CRV; how do you spell CRV?”

[Chalkie]

Have you ever noticed that when you lose the remote, you lose trust in everyone?

"Are you sitting on the remote?"
"No"
"Stand up"

[Yorkieshot]

What do Gingers miss most at a great party....the invitation