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Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Tue Jul 11, 2023 3:56 pm

As Police Office took a curry to a detained person in a cell. He told them it was Chicken Korma with Saffron rice.

The inmate said it wasn’t Saffron but Pilau.

The inmate really knew his rice!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Jul 11, 2023 9:18 pm

Went to the doctors suffering from hearing problems.
Doctor said 'can you describe the symptoms ?'
I said yes, Homer is a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Jul 11, 2023 9:56 pm

In the spirit of Wimbledon fortnight I bought a punnet of strawberries and looked on the internet for the best way to serve them.

It said remove the stalk, cut them in half, dust with a little icing sugar and pile cream on top.

Word to the wise,
pile cream tastes disgusting.......

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Tue Jul 11, 2023 10:40 pm

Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Tue Jul 11, 2023 9:56 pm In the spirit of Wimbledon fortnight I bought a punnet of strawberries and looked on the internet for the best way to serve them.

It said remove the stalk, cut them in half, dust with a little icing sugar and pile cream on top.

Word to the wise,
pile cream tastes disgusting.......

Going on from this, when I served the strawberries, they just splattered on the racquet strings…..

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Wed Jul 19, 2023 6:56 pm

Police are looking for a thief in a clothing store who has been stealing shirts in size order. They think he is still at large…..

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sun Jul 23, 2023 7:04 pm

BREAKING. Aladdin has been banned from the magic carpet race...

Apparently he's been using performance enhancing rugs!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Mon Jul 24, 2023 7:36 am

My new girlfriend is an award winning Ventriloquist, her words not mine.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Mon Jul 24, 2023 7:37 am

My Dad still lives in the past.
He still calls Snickers Opal Fruits.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Mon Jul 24, 2023 7:37 am

My wife keeps threatening to leave me because of my Poker addiction.
I think she’s bluffing.

Chalkie · Post by **Chalkie** » Mon Jul 24, 2023 10:18 am

Job interview....

Interviewer - Tell me your strengths
Me - I finish other peoples sentences
Interviewer - Uh okay, can you-
Me - Start Monday? Absolutely

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Mon Jul 24, 2023 9:48 pm

For sale: Midwife text books. (Can deliver)

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Mon Jul 24, 2023 10:42 pm

For sale, complete set of Encyclopedia Britanica

Reason for sale, no longer required as just got married, wife knows everything.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Wed Jul 26, 2023 5:32 pm

I've just stolen loads of swimming pool inflatables.

I'd better lilo.

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Wed Jul 26, 2023 5:46 pm

How many Psychotherapists does it take to change a light bulb

Just the one but the light bulb has to want to change

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Wed Jul 26, 2023 5:54 pm

Before I got married I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put milk back in the fridge!

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