STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Jun 29, 2023 9:30 pm

I've just finished reading a brilliant book called, 'How to avoid getting ripped off'.

Best £100 I ever spent!

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Thu Jun 29, 2023 9:38 pm

I was thinking about getting a telescope. It’s definitely something I want to look into!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Jul 01, 2023 8:00 am

Friend of mine is a nervous sky diver. Hugo First.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Jul 01, 2023 8:04 am

They say the camera added ten pounds, so I've started taking pictures of my wallet

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Jul 01, 2023 8:05 am

I used to train people in scuba diving but have now moved on to snorkeling. Its a tank less task.

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Jul 01, 2023 9:25 am

I used to drink pretty heavily when I worked at Timpsons.
Even the keys were coming out half cut

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sun Jul 02, 2023 10:12 am

I used to date an air stewardess from Helsinki.

I dropped her off at work one day and she just vanished into Finnair.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sun Jul 02, 2023 12:52 pm

I knew a fishmonger who was a Satanist. It all started when he sold his sole to the Devil…..

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sat Jul 08, 2023 8:25 am

I failed my first driving test when I was asked what sort of sign I may see along a narrow country lane. Apparently “Fresh Eggs for Sale” wasn’t the right answer.

Aldershot_Rob · Post by **Aldershot_Rob** » Mon Jul 10, 2023 10:38 am

I was walking past a prison the other day when I saw a rope come over the prison wall. Within minutes a dwarf followed and began abseiling down the rope.
I thought to myself, "that's a little condescending"

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Mon Jul 10, 2023 4:39 pm

My son didn't cope well with going to jail.

He refused to eat or drink anything. He swore at everyone and covered his room with his own excrement...

After that we never played Monopoly again!

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Mon Jul 10, 2023 4:39 pm

I have decided that from the start of next week I am going to dress as a different kind of bread every day...

Roll on Monday!

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Mon Jul 10, 2023 4:40 pm

Anyone got an owners manual for a wife?

Mines giving off a terrible whining noise!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Jul 11, 2023 6:42 am

I'm currently playing Scrabble with Midge Ure and I've only got 4 letters left.

They mean nothing to me.

OVNR

Tices Shot · Post by **Tices Shot** » Tue Jul 11, 2023 9:02 am

Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Tue Jul 11, 2023 6:42 am I'm currently playing Scrabble with Midge Ure and I've only got 4 letters left.

They mean nothing to me.

OVNR

Will be honest, this is my favourite one yet! Haven't stopped laughing for a good 10 minutes now!

Thank You

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