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Wife: Who's your favourite literary vampire?

Me: The one in Sesame Street

Wife: He doesn't count

Me: I can assure you that he does
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy ****....What a ride!"
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Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time
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I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time
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I have found out how to make antifreeze at home, Just steal her blanket!
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time
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Went into the Butchers today and asked for some Tripe and he gave me a DVD boxset of Love Island.
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Breaking News

Police have confirmed that an ex and current Premier League footballer have had their houses burgled on the same night.

Ryan Giggs lost 2 Champions League, 13 Premier League, 4 FA Cup and 4 League Cup winners medals.

Harry Kane lost a kettle and toaster!
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I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house…

But the kids still get in!
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It's a shame that the Beatles didn't make the submarine in that song green…

That would've been sublime!
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A Genie once granted me a wish. I told him all I wanted to be was happy. Anyway, this is why I work down the mine and live in a cottage with the 6 x other dwarves…….
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I have been seeing a lady who identifies as a wheelie bin. I only have had the chance to take her out on alternate Tuesdays….
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Fuggletim wrote: ↑Thu Jun 22, 2023 10:09 pm I have been seeing a lady who identifies as a wheelie bin. I only have had the chance to take her out on alternate Tuesdays….
:lol: :lol: :lol:
The old saying goes "You can please some of the people some of the time, but you will never please all the people all the time." In fact sometimes it seems impossible to even please some of the people any of the time
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Fuggletim wrote: ↑Thu Jun 22, 2023 10:09 pm I have been seeing a lady who identifies as a wheelie bin. I only have had the chance to take her out on alternate Tuesdays….
Rubbish joke.
Seen something similar recently so all you have done is recycled it.
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Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Sun Jun 25, 2023 7:43 pm
Fuggletim wrote: ↑Thu Jun 22, 2023 10:09 pm I have been seeing a lady who identifies as a wheelie bin. I only have had the chance to take her out on alternate Tuesdays….
Rubbish joke.
Seen something similar recently so all you have done is recycled it.
I refuse to believe that, but it just filled a bit of the ground on here……..

In the meantime, I saw a person on a park bench looking really sad the other day. Being a good Samaritan, I stopped and asked what was wrong.

He asked me to sit down, and as I did so, he got up and said to me the paint was wet…..
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While Jim Apple was having trouble introducing himself in France, in a hotel in Berlin his friend Gordon Morgan was having similar problems arriving in the Breakfast room.
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Just been on a website that requires a password.
So I chose Tiny_Tim .

It said, "Sorry password contains an invalid character"
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