STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Yorkieshot]

5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants.....now they're tenants

[Fuggletim]

Don’t believe the myth about Church mice! On Sunday at St Stephens, they just talked loudly about cheeses……

[shots1965]

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the van and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back; now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

My loving wife of 5 years replied, "And, can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"

[Fuggletim]

I was driving in a remote part of Scotland when my car broke down. There was no mobile phone signal, so I walked along the road for a couple of miles and came to a farmhouse and knocked on the door. I asked the woman who answered: “Is there a mechanic nearby?”

She told me there wasn’t but there was a McDougall, a McKay and a McKenzie who lived down the road….

[Anon E Mouse]

I’ve been taking the blue pill for my sunburn.

It doesn’t cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs.

[Anon E Mouse]

This morning I saw my neighbour talking to her cat; it was obvious the poor women thought the cat understood her.

When I got home I told my dog...we laughed a lot.

[Fuggletim]

A break in at an Aluminium smelting plant was foiled by the Police today…..

[Graham Stovold]

Just got back from Blackpool, never again...On the seafront I saw a guy and a woman having a shouting match until the woman smacked the guy in the head and then it all kicked off. Then a copper turned up but instead of trying to calm things down he starts belting the guy with his baton…..in the end the guy gets the baton off the copper and starts hitting him and his wife with it!
Final straw was when this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages!

[Richard Petty]

Just got back from Blackpool, never again...On the seafront I saw a guy and a woman having a shouting match until the woman smacked the guy in the head and then it all kicked off. Then a copper turned up but instead of trying to calm things down he starts belting the guy with his baton…..in the end the guy gets the baton off the copper and starts hitting him and his wife with it!
Final straw was when this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages!

[Birdman]

Just got back from Blackpool, never again...On the seafront I saw a guy and a woman having a shouting match until the woman smacked the guy in the head and then it all kicked off. Then a copper turned up but instead of trying to calm things down he starts belting the guy with his baton…..in the end the guy gets the baton off the copper and starts hitting him and his wife with it!
Final straw was when this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages!

I was going to ask ‘where’s the punch line’ but that was earlier in the story.

[Richard Petty]

Just got back from Blackpool, never again...On the seafront I saw a guy and a woman having a shouting match until the woman smacked the guy in the head and then it all kicked off. Then a copper turned up but instead of trying to calm things down he starts belting the guy with his baton…..in the end the guy gets the baton off the copper and starts hitting him and his wife with it!
Final straw was when this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages!

I was going to ask ‘where’s the punch line’ but that was earlier in the story.

Ha ha, very good

[Graham Stovold]

I have to admit, it’s been a long time since I looked on the boom boom thread (mk2), but I had a look today & I have to say a big well done to all the regular posters with their jokes.

It is certainly a nice bit of light hearted relief..well done everyone

[Richard Petty]

I have to admit, it’s been a long time since I looked on the boom boom thread (mk2), but I had a look today & I have to say a big well done to all the regular posters with their jokes.

It is certainly a nice bit of light hearted relief..we’ll done everyone

All credit to you Graham you started the first "Boom Boom" thread.

[Fuggletim]

The Mona Lisa has been sent to prison. I think they were framed!

[Anon E Mouse]

Got a knock at the door this morning from the Police.

They showed me a photo and said :-
' Is this your wife' ?.
'Yes Sir' I said.
'I'm afraid it looks like she has been hit by a bus'
'I know but she's good with the kids'