STICKY : Boom Boom Mk2 (The laughs continue)

[Anon E Mouse]

Today is National Librarians day…

They kept that quiet!

[Anon E Mouse]

Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist.

While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it.

Regards,
The Opportunist.

[Chalkie]

International Woman's Day was suppose to have been on 6th March, but they took too long to get ready, so it's celebrated on 8th March.

[Anon E Mouse]

Life is short, make sure you spend as much time as you can on the internet arguing with strangers!

[Fuggletim]

Whiskey probably doesn’t solve anything, but I’ll give it a shot……

[Anon E Mouse]

I got arrested for stealing a complete set of encyclopedias...

I said to the police “Hang on, I can explain everything...”

[Anon E Mouse]

Strange to see how many tattoos professional footballers have considering how low their pain threshold seems to be

[Anon E Mouse]

I've entered the tightest hat competition…

I hope I can pull it off!

[Anon E Mouse]

Sorry to moan on here but I'm absolutely fed up with people whinging about the prices of things...

£1.50 for tea £1.75 for coffee £2 for a slice of cake and £2.50 for parking…

Any more complaints and honest to god I will stop inviting my friends to my house!

[Anon E Mouse]

My wife said that I should put a clean pair of socks on every day…

It's Friday and I can't get my shoes on!

[Fuggletim]

The Wombles have opened a new shop in Wimbledon that selling specialist peppers. I was really disappointed as they are all overground or underground…..

[Anon E Mouse]

I once got diarrhoea during a golf lesson...

My swing wasn't up too much, but my follow through was brilliant!

[Fuggletim]

When I hit 45 I started having nightmares about half eaten bananas. My Doctor reckoned it was a mid Fyffe crisis………

[Anon E Mouse]

My pet snake is 3.14 metres long.

He's a π thon.

[Chalkie]

Wife: 'Does my bum look big in these jeans?'

Me: 'Your arse would look big in a dress' wasn't the correct answer apparently.