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Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Tue Jan 24, 2023 10:44 pm

I have a habit of taking pictures of myself in the shower, but they always come out too blurry.

I think I may have selfie steam issues...

80fc · Post by **80fc** » Wed Jan 25, 2023 11:13 am

Sadly as much as I love the Shots, the cost of supporting them and trying to keep a house clean and tidy just doesn't go together, so sadly a lot of stuff has got to go. Serious offer only. I've got the following for sale.
Dustpan and brush
dusters
windowlene
washing up liquid
Polish
Broom

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Wed Jan 25, 2023 6:34 pm

Sometimes in life, I find to get on you have to tread on people’s toes sometimes. I never made it as a ballroom dancer though…..

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Jan 28, 2023 4:12 pm

Apparently exercise helps with decision making. It's true…

I went for a run this morning and decided I'm never going again!

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sat Jan 28, 2023 6:16 pm

I was doing a crossword and came across the clue “Religious song” with 4 x letters..

Hymn, that’s a difficult one I thought……

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sun Jan 29, 2023 10:11 am

There were six pies sitting on a shelf. One jumped off onto the floor. One by one, the others followed…

They were lemming meringue pies!

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Sun Jan 29, 2023 10:30 am

I tripped over a pile of my other half’s bras. I think she had laid a booby trap for me!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Mon Jan 30, 2023 1:14 pm

My uncle set a new world record by getting 22 pigeons to land on him...

What a ledge!

WTF · Post by **WTF** » Wed Feb 01, 2023 5:49 pm

My ex wife came round yesterday.

I didn't even know she was in a coma!

WTF · Post by **WTF** » Wed Feb 01, 2023 10:13 pm

I have this pen that writes underwater

It also writes other words............

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Thu Feb 02, 2023 11:22 am

Told my girlfriend that I wanted to make her mine. She wasn't happy when I gave her a helmet, a pick axe and a Davy lamp.

Fuggletim · Post by **Fuggletim** » Thu Feb 02, 2023 9:24 pm

I have opened a shop at Gatwick which sells bags with pictures of Sid James, Barbara Windsor, Kenneth Williams, Charles Hawtrey and Jim Dale on them!

It’s called “Carry on Luggage!”

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Fri Feb 03, 2023 5:23 pm

Did my first nude painting yesterday…

The neighbours weren't happy but the front door looks great!

Anon E Mouse · Post by **Anon E Mouse** » Sat Feb 04, 2023 9:12 am

I was going to write a pun about people in medieval times only being able to afford one property but then I had second forts.

Richard Petty · Post by **Richard Petty** » Sat Feb 04, 2023 11:30 am

Anon E Mouse wrote: ↑Sat Feb 04, 2023 9:12 am I was going to write a pun about people in medieval times only being able to afford one property but then I had second forts.

I like that one,

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